Could this be the biggest douche in all of JKD?

**Crushing Step** · Posted On: 9/30/2008 12:16pm

Alright, I just found out about this steaming pile of ****. Please if I am wrong and this is the pinnacle of JKD bad-assery, by all means let me know:

http://www.emilmartialarts.co.uk/video.htm

I want you to particularly check out both the "sparring" and "street self defense" videos. This ****-nugget also has invited comments on his videos over at MAP. Now I'm not saying let's all get on the flame bus and to tear this guys a new one. But if you happen to already be a member of MAP, here's the thread:

My Videos - Martial Arts Planet

**OniSan81** · Posted On: 9/30/2008 12:23pm

Jesus....

**Kentucky Fried Chokin** · Posted On: 9/30/2008 12:25pm

Why can't you lazy motherfuckers ever embed.http://uk.YouTube - Clash of the Titans - urban combat demo YouTube - JKD Dummy YouTube - Emil JKD Demohttp://uk.YouTube - JKD Sparring Sessionhttp://uk.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5kDIiunSrc

**The Twitcher** · Posted On: 9/30/2008 12:26pm

lmao!

**Crushing Step** · Posted On: 9/30/2008 12:32pm

Originally Posted by Razamataz

Why can't you lazy motherfuckers ever embed.

yar I know... I was pretty pissed at the time.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 9/30/2008 12:33pm

What's his lineage?

**Crushing Step** · Posted On: 9/30/2008 12:39pm

Certified by Clive Mckenzie esq in JKD - at Instructor Level (one of Guru Dan Inosanto early students from the 1970's)

That and he thinks he's Bruce Lee but fatter. And more gay.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 9/30/2008 12:52pm

Did you just fucking call Bruce Lee gay?

**Crushing Step** · Posted On: 9/30/2008 12:57pm

Alright, I think this either needs to be moved to MABS or a new topic started over there. I looked at "Guro" (ie, not "Guru") Inosanto's website, and did not see a Clive McKenzie listed:

USA
http://inosanto.com/?page_id=97

Worldwide
http://inosanto.com/?page_id=76

Not to end there, I searched on google for "Dan Inosanto" "Clive Mckenzie":
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Da...al&hs=l23&sa=2

I found that nearly every search result pointed towards this Emil character, so I took his first name out of the search "Dan Inosanto" "Clive Mckenzie" -emil:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c...il&btnG=Search

You will then see that without a web post by Emil, Clive McKenzie does not ever appear on the same page as Dan Inosanto except for one post on MAP, by a user who was banned.

I would also point out that his sparring video does not show black belt proficiency in kicking as one would expect from a guy who holds both a 1st Dan and a 5th Dan in Tae Kwon Do:

http://uk.YouTube - JKD Sparring Session

His claim to Tae Kwon Do black belts, Inosanto lineage, and other qualifications:
http://www.emilmartialarts.co.uk/resume.htm

Is there any evidence to suggest he is not full of ****?