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    i keep tryin to spar, but nothin happens! supporting member

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    video killed too-deadly-to-spar (a draft)

    i saw you on the front page back in '92
    lying awake, intent on being just like you
    if i was young, it didn't stop me wanting to

    oh-a-oh

    they took the credit for your kata-thology
    registered your hands for being so deadly
    and now i understand the profits you can see

    oh-a-oh

    i met those children

    oh-a-oh

    what did you TELL them?

    video killed too-deadly-to-spar
    video killed too-deadly-to-spar


    pictures taken, broke your heart

    oh-a-oh-oh-oh

    and now we meet in an abandoned studio
    we hear the theme song and it seems so long ago
    and you remember, the kata used to go...

    oh-a-oh

    you were the first one

    oh-a-oh

    you were the last one

    video killed too-deadly-to-spar
    video killed too-deadly-to-spar


    in my mind, and in the bar
    we can't crosstrain, we've gone too far

    oh-a-oh-oh-oh
    oh-a-oh-oh-oh

    video killed too-deadly-to-spar
    video killed too-deadly-to-spar


    in my mind, and in the bar
    we can't crosstrain, we've gone too far
    pictures taken, broke your heart
    put the blame on no holds barred...

    you are too deadly to spar
    you are too deadly to spar
    video killed too-deadly-to-spar
    video killed too-deadly-to-spar
    video killed too-deadly-to-spar
    video killed too-deadly-to-spar...


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    yeah, it's been a slow morning. i've had this in my head for a year or two, finally wrote it down. my personal criticism (other than the incredible silliness of it all) is that it may cover too much ground.

    edit: for those evidently too young to get the reference:

    Last edited by pauli; 9/28/2008 11:31am at .

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    This sounds like "you know my name" by Chris Cornell, aspecialy at the end.

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    Do you live in some remote/isolated locale? Otherwise, I suppose you spend alot of time in your head, so to speak.

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    i keep tryin to spar, but nothin happens! supporting member

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    I thought it was cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauli
    i make no apologies for mental illness.
    Style: karate / bjj

    Why no you don't .
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
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    Ah the Buggles.

    You can pull this off with the approritate clips of pple from said deadly arts showing their deadly skill then a clip of fights showing pple of the style getting beaten.
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    You sir are a genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauli
    i make no apologies for mental illness.
    And I'm proud to share a webforum with you, sir.

    CLICK & WATCH
    :
    I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
    " - by Vorpal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere
    Ah the Buggles.

    You can pull this off with the approritate clips of pple from said deadly arts showing their deadly skill then a clip of fights showing pple of the style getting beaten.
    ...and Trevor Horn at his favourite task: already-lubed-up, looking invitingly over his shoulder at his latest...

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