Thread: The Watermelon Challenge
9/26/2008 12:23pm, #11
Cantaloupe, however, when at the peak of ripeness=the peak of aliveness.
9/26/2008 12:38pm, #12
I know all of you are busy scrambling together a piece of comedy of some kind to throw into this bonfire of wit, but I think you're all missing the hilarious metaphor that this represents.
Here you have, a lonely kung fu master who has been training his iront fingers for years and years seemingly seamlessly to show us his ability, he pokes a hole through a watermelon.
A set of melons. HE POKES HIS FINGERS THROUGH A SET OF MELONS.
Do you not see the metaphor for how much he hates his mother?
9/26/2008 12:42pm, #13
Well the funniest thing, to me anyway, is that I could never do this.
No, not because I can't train iron finger strength training, but because I'm deathly allergic to melons. If any of the juices got into my body somehow, it'd go from a video showing my strength to a video showing the guy trying to drive me to the hospital before my lungs solidify and I die of asphyxiation.
9/26/2008 12:45pm, #14Originally Posted by Sarcastro
I did not need to know that.
9/26/2008 12:54pm, #15Originally Posted by Sarcastro
9/26/2008 1:02pm, #16Originally Posted by Marc Spector
9/26/2008 1:03pm, #17Originally Posted by tharuz
9/26/2008 1:07pm, #18Originally Posted by Sarcastro
Notice how the quoted poster doesn't realize that I don't give a ****, he just doesn't catch ON....
He must be a looney from the internet with plenty of delusions.......as though he thinks he's some kind of legend.
this is truly a case of unwarranted self-importance, and I recomend you go see a psychiatrist.
9/26/2008 1:17pm, #19
STFU you stupid dumb fucking fag"To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".
9/26/2008 1:54pm, #20Originally Posted by Sarcastro