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  1. Hesperus is offline
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    Cantaloupe, however, when at the peak of ripeness=the peak of aliveness.
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    I know all of you are busy scrambling together a piece of comedy of some kind to throw into this bonfire of wit, but I think you're all missing the hilarious metaphor that this represents.

    Here you have, a lonely kung fu master who has been training his iront fingers for years and years seemingly seamlessly to show us his ability, he pokes a hole through a watermelon.

    A set of melons. HE POKES HIS FINGERS THROUGH A SET OF MELONS.

    Do you not see the metaphor for how much he hates his mother?
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    Well the funniest thing, to me anyway, is that I could never do this.

    No, not because I can't train iron finger strength training, but because I'm deathly allergic to melons. If any of the juices got into my body somehow, it'd go from a video showing my strength to a video showing the guy trying to drive me to the hospital before my lungs solidify and I die of asphyxiation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    Well the funniest thing, to me anyway, is that I could never do this.

    No, not because I can't train iron finger strength training, but because I'm deathly allergic to melons. If any of the juices got into my body somehow, it'd go from a video showing my strength to a video showing the guy trying to drive me to the hospital before my lungs solidify and I die of asphyxiation.
    And I care..why?

    I did not need to know that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    Well the funniest thing, to me anyway, is that I could never do this.

    No, not because I can't train iron finger strength training, but because I'm deathly allergic to melons. If any of the juices got into my body somehow, it'd go from a video showing my strength to a video showing the guy trying to drive me to the hospital before my lungs solidify and I die of asphyxiation.
    So we were wrong this whole time...watermelon does have T3H D3ADLY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marc Spector
    So we were wrong this whole time...watermelon does have T3H D3ADLY!
    Listen Moonknight, I know what you're up to. But you can't even begin to fit an entire watermelon into your utility belt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tharuz
    And I care..why?

    I did not need to know that.
    I CAN'T HEAR YOU BETWEEN YOUR CHEEKS SMACKING ON YOUR TEETH YOU FAT ****!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    I CAN'T HEAR YOU BETWEEN YOUR CHEEKS SMACKING ON YOUR TEETH YOU FAT ****!
    Now this thread seem to be going in the right diretion! ^____________^

    Notice how the quoted poster doesn't realize that I don't give a ****, he just doesn't catch ON....

    He must be a looney from the internet with plenty of delusions.......as though he thinks he's some kind of legend.

    this is truly a case of unwarranted self-importance, and I recomend you go see a psychiatrist.
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    STFU you stupid dumb fucking fag
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    Listen Moonknight, I know what you're up to. But you can't even begin to fit an entire watermelon into your utility belt.
    Well, duh. I mean, obviously I would slice it first.
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