Hey do you guys know where my gear is?

**sochin101** · Posted On: 9/25/2008 8:52pm

Did you follow up on the papa lead?

it's just that the lead was quite convincing, and my contact was very, very compelling.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/25/2008 8:54pm

Well I had a guy call and tell me about going out to see him because he said that he swears he's got my gear. I was even more convinced when he kept saying, "This is totally not a lie. I'm so serious right now."

I've got a 7 o' clock appointment, but I don't know if I want to deal with this right now.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/25/2008 8:55pm

Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli

For some reason my groin protectors vanish into the same bottomless pit that consumes other people's socks and loose change...I'm had to buy my third one this year alone. Do you think this situation is related?

Also, I feel that Kagan and Oldman should be disqualified from the Idiot Games, their babbling senility is an unfair advantage. It's like having to compete against those 16 year old Chinese gymnasts, only reversed.

Kagan's not old. He's just retarded.

I forgot to add you in there though, but you've been pretty quiet lately. I did forget to add Tharuz, but he's not well enough known to make it into my sig. That **** is like a big bulletin board.

**sochin101** · Posted On: 9/25/2008 8:56pm

he set it to music, so I could remember it better.

you know, like when you have something complicated to remember, and you make up a song about it to help you recall it easier, like cadence with a phone number, or "she told me she was 18, sir, 18, sir, 18 sir, she told me she was 18 sir, put the shotgun down"

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 9/25/2008 8:56pm

Good luck with that. I suggest you have the meeting in some dark, secluded location, such as an abandoned warehouse. That way you will not have trouble picking the guy who has your gear out of a crowd.

Now if only I could find a similar resolution to my problem...for a while I suspected my little brother's gay friend, but we don't wear the same size cup so that can't be it.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/25/2008 8:59pm

Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli

Good luck with that. I suggest you have the meeting in some dark, secluded location, such as an abandoned warehouse. That way you will not have trouble picking the guy who has your gear out of a crowd.

Now if only I could find a similar resolution to my problem...for a while I suspected my little brother's gay friend, but we don't wear the same size cup so that can't be it.

Cups aren't bad, those are cheap.

But my gloves were like $20 and $40. My mouthpiece was made at my dentist's office and cost me $60 and i liked those shorts. :(

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 9/25/2008 9:00pm

Ok so it's not in any one of my cars either. ****. Where can it be? GRRRR.

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 9/25/2008 9:02pm

You paid $60 for a mouthpiece? I can get one of those fancy shock doctors for $25ish, and those come with a two thousand dollar pay back guarantee if I receive injuries requiring dental work wearing them.

And as for expensive shorts....eh. I had my first MMA fight in a pair of shorts I bought at Wal-Mart. You California folk must just love throwing money around.

Have you tried going to the last place you remember having them and retracing your steps? That always works with my car keys.

**sochin101** · Posted On: 9/25/2008 9:08pm

Waytaminnit!!!

probably a pair of shorts or something

All very casual, all very, very insouciant... "The shorts, they are nothing to me, why I barely regarded them as clothing at all" *theatrical wave*

But then, the crux

Originally Posted by Sarcastro

and i liked those shorts. :(

Not only do you now remember there were shorts for sure... you liked them. You liked them so much, you put a sad face after them, lamenting their disappearance.

What's really going on here, Sirc?

You can tell us... you're among strangers who don't care.

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 9/25/2008 9:13pm

I must remove the focus away from Brother Sochin's compelling analysis of your short situation for a second.

I notice that you have labeled yourself "The Living Legend". This, sir, is GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT! As everyone knows, the true Living Legend is one Larry Zybysko, former AWA champion, best known for his betrayal of his mentor, Bruno Sammartino, back in the old WWWF. Please remove this label from your profile at once.