Posted On:12/13/2003 8:53pm
Style: Yin Ten Do / Judo
And the moral of this story is: Don't be fooled by a relaxing "old" man kicked back with his boots off. Especially if that "old" man happens to be Pat Ratliff of Lone Grove.
That's the first mistake a Dallas carjacking team made a few days ago while scouting a parking lot for an easy mark. At 83, Ratliff can strike one as an easy mark.
"They shouldn't have done that," Ratliff remarked about the totally unexpected attack.
A red-headed woman and gun-toting male companion had the element of surprise on their side. That advantage didn't account for Pat's cool approach to just about any situation and his reputation as "the man who tears quarters with his bare fingers."
Ratliff was only momentarily surprised when the woman appeared by the driver's door and began hitting him with her purse for no apparent reason. The reason became clear moments later when a man stuck a gun inside from the opposite side.
Being the alert type and an individual who's "been through a lot of stuff," Ratliff immediately began looking for an opportunity. He was ready when the man glanced away.
"I grabbed his arm and broke it over the door," Ratliff said of his response, speaking literally. "The bone was sticking from his arm. I was trying to teach him a lesson."
Posted On:12/13/2003 9:01pm
Style: BJJ - Homeland Security
That's even funnier than the carjacking scene in Gone in 60 seconds.
Posted On:12/13/2003 10:19pm
That'll learn 'em...durn 'em!!
Grandmaster Sensei of Village Idiocy
Posted On:12/13/2003 10:25pm
Style: Kyokushin and Judo.
Good on him !!! A pack of cowards try to steal from an 83 year old man. I love stories like these. It helps inspire strength in us all.
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Posted On:12/14/2003 11:59am
They deserved that.
Posted On:12/14/2003 12:04pm
sweet, i wish i had a grandad like that
Stand and Deliver, Bitch
Posted On:12/14/2003 12:05pm
Style: Whatever Works
Old man breaking arms and kicking ass.!! Get that man a stripper and a cig.
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Posted On:12/14/2003 12:13pm
"They deserved that."
Second the motion!
Posted On:12/14/2003 8:08pm
Tap out of that one you robbing bitch!
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Posted On:12/16/2003 6:06am
Guess that ol´ amercan asswhoopin´ still works the best, huh?
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