The Bull Market Rules

[Phrost]

1. Don't be an asshole.

2. If you try to scam someone, we will hunt you down and cut off your balls with pruning shears (or at least report you to local law enforcement).

3. Supporting Members and above only can post threads about new offers here. Do not try to circumvent this by posting an offer in someone else's thread unless it's a response to the author's offer.

4. Don't be an asshole.

5. One thread per offer only.

6. If you have a commercial product or service you wish to mention, feel free to do it here as long as it's not spammy. The exception to this is advertisement for another website/forum.

7.If you wish to have a thread "Stuck" at the top, it's $10 via PayPal. We'll get a button for that set up soon.

8. Don't be an asshole.

[Omega Supreme]

I'm surprised you didn't put something up like "Don't be normal."

[DerAuslander]

It's "Classifieds", not "Classifides".

Unless this is Latin class, in which case I'm fucked.

[Phrost]

Fat finger typing + new keyboard. asdfadsf

[BudoMonkey]

Awesome, good sir.

[Phrost]

Probably should add that this isn't a dating forum either, so no personals.

[pauli]

dana white, divorced, seeks ball grabbing woman with prehensile clitoris and a goddamn minigun...

baroni's girlfriend, in need of belly button pain, seeks fat man sitting on fred durst with his shoes off...

[recourse]

One of my services that I offer is good lovin.. and foot rubs. So I can't post that?

[BackFistMonkey]

Thank you kind Sir , I will now stop throwing heavy things at you .

[ChiParkMexican]

Look, all I wanted was a pepsi.....good deal