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    Bullshido Semi-Whenever Keyword Report

    So, what are people searching for that leads them to our humble home, in the past few weeks?

    Selected examples, in alphabetical order, more or less:

    " fucks up your joints" - Yeah, no ****.
    " girl pinching her nipple"
    " i will cast my shoe over it " -
    I CAST MAGIC MISSLE!
    "25 ounce boxing gloves" - Seriously, why bother with boxing; just go ahead and pillow fight.
    "10th planet jiu jitsu" sucks
    "aiki fucks" -
    Someone's not too happy at the hippies.
    all-female bodyguard - Charlie's Angles?
    are georgians white? - What the hell?
    "autoerotic asphixiation"+"images"
    "ball grabbing" women
    "baroni's girlfriend" -
    I wonder if this and the above are somehow related.
    "belly button" pain
    "bob woodward" secret killing -
    Investigative reporter, secret ninja.
    "bruce lee" gay porn
    "buy a russian passport"
    "capoeira nation passwords"
    - Oooh, someone's getting hacked. Not.
    "casey fish" chubby bunny - Locu5 has a fan.
    "dana white, divorced"
    "fat man sits on"
    "filipina's are so good"
    "foot fetish" kickboxing
    "fred durst" "his shoes off" -
    Shaka, when the walls fell.
    "goddamn minigun"
    "he showed me his pee pee"
    "prehensile clitoris"
    - ARGGGAGGGG GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD ARGKLJSLADFKJSD

    Ok, that's enough... seriously, that's only the ones that start with quote marks (").

    Goddamn you, Internet.

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    More!

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    "autoerotic asphixiation"+"images"
    I know that's how I got here!

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    Seriously "bruce lee gay porn" ? what the hell?

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    lol yet again more Judo !
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    "Martial Art Goods and Services" + "Framing" + "Certificates" + " Quality " + "cheap" + "HEAVY OBJECT "
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    "buy a russian passport"
    I've been looking into this, too. For...research purposes. Unfortunately google brings up only 3 links and looking for "the black market" on Mapquest didn't help either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domite
    More!
    Fine, but after a few more I'm saying "**** you all" and going to play Team Fortress.

    "pvc pipe potato gun"
    "raphal de la kethulle de ryhove" colonialiste
    "rickson by armbar" what does this mean?
    "rock and roll" fighting prison
    "romance novels" "chastity belt"
    "sarlaac *****"
    "suck out my farts"
    "tbm's hot avatar chick"
    "the moors invaded italy"
    "turkish wrestling" anus
    "under armour testicle"
    "warrior diet" diarrhea
    "you other brothers cant deny"
    +"annatrocity" +"nude"
    .45 hollow point wound cavity in human flesh
    17 ways to a girls heart
    a gentleman, a scholar, a drinker of fine whiskey and a judge of good women
    am i too fat for navy bootcamp
    amazon ninjutsu
    amused by fat people who wear tapout and affliction shirts
    are your lats a man punching muscle

    That's it for today, there are 52,725 pages of this crap left.

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    I have to say though, "Goddamn Minigun" would make a hell of a metal band name.

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    sarlac *****!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    "you other brothers cant deny"
    +"annatrocity" +"nude"
    .45 hollow point wound cavity in human flesh
    Music, romance and tragedy...

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