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    Snake Plissken's Avatar
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Since you are asking for help and "HELP" is what Bullshido is all about.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzfan
    ok guys,
    I'm over 13 years old and i have studied quite a few styles...
    Is this how you meant to start you post? It just seems more appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Solvalou
    Is this how you meant to start you post? It just seems more appropriate.
    BWA HA HA :laughing1

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    Quote Originally Posted by sempaiman
    Also, don't forget to include the "comet punch" and the "topple punch"...
    ...and also the "donkey punch" and "thrusting jellyfist".

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    Find a Sambo class, and tell them that leg locks don't work on your New Style, because you have a solution for them. Be sure to tell them that you have an unusually high pain threashold, and are double jointed like Phelps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cannon_6
    ...and also the "donkey punch" and "thrusting jellyfist".
    Oh and also the "Lotus Flower"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cannon_6
    ...and also the "donkey punch" and "thrusting jellyfist".
    And you can't overlook "the shredder". No new style is complete without it.

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    You gotta go with "Aiki Jujitsu".

    Somebody PM Rock Ape.

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    Don't forget to develop a unique weapon in order to differentiate your new method from all the inferior stuff...then publicly defeat the inferior stuff with it.

    Example: hard-condition your nose until its as hard and sharp as an axe. There are already ways to do this, involving jars of beans.

    After a day or two of bean-pecking, you should be able to cleave without mercy any oncoming weapons from those inferior styles (knees and shins, for instance) and you'll be able to go on the offense, striking vulnerable points in the elbows and knuckles with your pugilist's proboscis.

    Let us know how it goes--and remember to bring your trusty vid-cam.

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