Itchy After Grappling?

**SoulMechanic** · Posted On: 9/21/2008 12:53am

North Korea is trying to kill you, slowly.

**hoodedmonk** · Posted On: 9/21/2008 12:55am

You're tkd is having an allergic reaction to real sparring.

**antman** · Posted On: 9/21/2008 1:05am

less detergent u can use half what u normally use or rinse twice

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 9/21/2008 2:49am

May 9, 1998
At night, we played Poker with Scott the blue belt, Alias and Steve the purple belt. Steve was really lucky, but I think he was cheating. What a scumbag.

May 10, 1998
Today, a high ranking assistant instructor asked me to take care of a new wrestler. It looks like a gorilla without any skin. They told me to feed it beginner students. When I threw in a white belt, it was playing with it... kneebarring the white belt's legs and heel-hooking it before the first round was up.

May 11, 1998
Around 5 o'clock this morning, Scott came in and woke me up suddenly. He was wearing a thick quadruple-weave gi that looks like a space suit. He told me to put one on as well. I heard there was an accident in the basement mat space. It's no wonder, those brown belts never rest, even at night.

May 12, 1998
I've been wearing this annoying gi since yesterday. My skin grows musty and feels very itchy. By way of revenge, I didn't feed those white belts today. Now I feel better.

May 13, 1998
I went to the medical room because my back is all swollen and feels itchy. They put a big bandage on my back and the doctor told me I did not need to wear the gi anymore. I guess I can sleep well tonight.

May 14, 1998
When I woke up this morning, I found another blister on my foot. It was annoying and I ended up dragging my foot as I went to the white belts' barracks. They have been quiet since morning, which is very unusual. I found that some of them escaped. I'll be in real trouble if some of the higher-ups find out.

May 15, 1998
Even though I didn't feel well, I decided to go see Nancy. It's my first day off in a long time. But I was stopped by the head instructor on the way out. He says that Rorion has ordered that no one leave the affiliated schools. I can't even make a phone call. What kind of joke is this?!

May 16, 1998
I heard a brown belt who tried to escape from this school was mata leo'd last night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was scratching the swelling on my arm, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell is happening to me?

May 19, 1998
Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat white belt food.
Itchy itchy Scott came.
Ugly face so triangle choked him.
Tasty.

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Itchy.
Tasty.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 9/21/2008 3:40am

wow....this is a retarded thread.

**Frank White** · Posted On: 9/21/2008 3:54am

Maybe don't grapple with crack whores?

**Robdogg** · Posted On: 9/21/2008 4:13am

But do grapple with regular whores.

**Skillful** · Posted On: 9/21/2008 6:29am

I believe you need to switch brands of laundry detergent. I used to have this problem (when you sweat, the residue leeches onto your skin, which is why it only happens if you grapple). I changed to a brand that's free of dyes and scent and now I don't have this problem at all.

**Lu Tze** · Posted On: 9/21/2008 6:55am

I cold wash my gis and hang them to dry in the sun. I don't use detergent at all.

**Skillful** · Posted On: 9/21/2008 7:02am

Lu Tze,

I'm hoping we're failing to communicate due to a discrepancy in vernacular. I believe what is "detergent" to we Yankees is called "washing powder" or some such silliness on your side of the pond. You do put something in the cold water to wash your gis, right?!