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    The most retarded KO in MMA history...

    Or the biggest ***** to ever step in the ring. WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?!?

    YouTube - The most awesome KO in MMA history. -Xplosion 17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    That is the EXACT move one of the midgets used in the fighting videos on Lebell's midget thread! And I thought it only worked for the little people. Huh.

    Here it is, at about 0:29: YouTube - midget fighting

    (Sorry, I can't figure out how to embed it)
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    Maybe a nasty protruding heel callous caught and ripped his eyelid ... or scratched his cornea . Or it could have been something fucked up like a Bob Sapp orbital fracture .

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    isn't this in the wrong forum ?
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Possibly. Thought it should maybe go here, since it was a legitimate MMA fight.

    Ah the orbital fracture. I remember it well. I guess what surprises me is it genuinely looks accidental. I also can't figure how a scratched cornea would make me crumple up like a bitch, even if I couldn't see well enough to keep fighting.

    Oh and P.S. Could you legally kick someone in the face while they did that to you? Their hands ARE on the ground. :p
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    I've always wanted to say this:
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    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...light=capoeira

    Sorry, but I never get the chance to say that... Well, onto the topic on hand:
    Does anyone know the guy's name? I once read in a youtube comment of this vid that he wasn't a capoeirista, but an ex-pro wrestler. But knowing how retarded the youtube posters are, you can never know.

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    Fair enough. I didn't search for it because I honestly had no idea what to search for.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabetuno
    Possibly. Thought it should maybe go here, since it was a legitimate MMA fight.
    I take it you are using the term loosely ...
    Ah the orbital fracture. I remember it well.
    I felt like an ass when I recognized the " little guy" and then learned of the actual damage
    I guess what surprises me is it genuinely looks accidental.
    I got the impression dude knew the other was a chump/chimp and was trying to embarress him , for thinking he could step in the ring . I am assuming you are talking about the video you linked at this time ...

    I also can't figure how a scratched cornea would make me crumple up like a bitch, even if I couldn't see well enough to keep fighting.
    See your first post ...
    Oh and P.S. Could you legally kick someone in the face while they did that to you? Their hands ARE on the ground. :p
    But only their hands ... I would chance it if I thought of it , if nothing else it could go on your highlight reel .

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    This has been posted about 300 times before.

    Technically, it wasn't an MMA fight - it was 'X rules', which is one round boxing, one round Muay Thai then one round MMA (or something like that). The idea is that grapplers and ground-focused MMA fighters can be pitted 'equally' against stand-up fighters, but this video shows exactly why it doesn't work - the stand-up fighter has two rounds to get a KO before the grappler is the one with the upper hand. Sometimes they match the fighters a bit better, but from memory, it wasn't the case in this fight, where the guy who got KOd wasn't much of a kickboxer, hence the easy and ridiculous KO in the second round.

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    Oh, the fight was between Brian Ebersole, who did the stupid kick, and some Slovakian guy called Otto Merlin. The latter is apparently a pro kickboxer, though, so really, he should have been dominating that round and I take back my previous comment. All I remember from when I watched the show on TV was that he was pretty outclassed. But whatever, I still think X-rules is stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retrograde
    This has been posted about 300 times before.
    I missed it as well . Don't feel bad Gabe unless you feel bad about not posting it on the video forum .
    Technically, it wasn't an MMA fight - it was 'X rules', which is one round boxing, one round Muay Thai then one round MMA (or something like that). The idea is that grapplers and ground-focused MMA fighters can be pitted 'equally' against stand-up fighters, but this video shows exactly why it doesn't work - the stand-up fighter has two rounds to get a KO before the grappler is the one with the upper hand. Sometimes they match the fighters a bit better, but from memory, it wasn't the case in this fight, where the guy who got KOd wasn't much of a kickboxer, hence the easy and ridiculous KO in the second round.
    Jesus Christ those rules suck ass . It might be fun to do , but a fair balanced match it make not .
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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