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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I have designed a new martial art, Its called PussyBitch Do...

    If confronted, you run.

    If he has a weapon... run.

    If he strikes you, whine and cry for help...

    If you are cornered, plead for your life...

    if all else fails, BEND OVER..

    The finishing Move??? Call the POLICE



    Edited by - Aruv on October 22 2002 19:17:24

  2. #2

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    HAHAHA. Not bad except for the ass raping thing and whining. : )

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    It takes more guts to walk away from a fight than to try and beat everyone to a pulp who threatens you. Running away is not a '***** bitch' thing to do. But I'm a guy and I know we have egos and that we want to prove that we're all bad ass, but you've got to be smart and run when it's not worth it.

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    Yes, choose your battles... By the way, this is a joke thread

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    I figured :) Let the assraping begin!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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    My secret of lube-da makes me impervious to any and all attacks upon my rectum! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

    <Me> John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? <John> *smacks me*
    <John> I'd have to smack you sometime...
    Katana, on 540 kicks: "Hang from a ceiling fan with both hands. Flail your feet out and ask people to walk into you as you hit their face."

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    Running is the best form of self defence!

    :D

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    When all else fails, strike him with very sharp toenails of death....

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    >Mugger>"Give me your wallet. "

    >PussyBitch DO Practitioner> "Somebody HELP!!!"

    >Mugger>"No one can help you now!!! "

    >PussyBitch DO Practitioner> Thinks to himself.... Hmmm Master Sensei said Bend Over... Here goes nothing...

    As our Hero bends over, the mugger smiles and say " Now I will show you my CHI!"

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