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  1. aruv is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/22/2002 7:14pm


     

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I have designed a new martial art, Its called PussyBitch Do...

    If confronted, you run.

    If he has a weapon... run.

    If he strikes you, whine and cry for help...

    If you are cornered, plead for your life...

    if all else fails, BEND OVER..

    The finishing Move??? Call the POLICE



    Edited by - Aruv on October 22 2002 19:17:24
  2. DCM Fighter is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/22/2002 7:18pm


     Style: Dynamic Combat,TaeKwondo,Judo,Submission Grappling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    HAHAHA. Not bad except for the ass raping thing and whining. : )
  3. DCM Fighter is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/22/2002 7:20pm


     Style: Dynamic Combat,TaeKwondo,Judo,Submission Grappling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    It takes more guts to walk away from a fight than to try and beat everyone to a pulp who threatens you. Running away is not a '***** bitch' thing to do. But I'm a guy and I know we have egos and that we want to prove that we're all bad ass, but you've got to be smart and run when it's not worth it.
  4. aruv is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/22/2002 7:31pm


     

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    Yes, choose your battles... By the way, this is a joke thread
  5. DCM Fighter is offline

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    10/22/2002 7:35pm


     Style: Dynamic Combat,TaeKwondo,Judo,Submission Grappling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I figured :) Let the assraping begin!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
  6. Nihilanthic is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/22/2002 8:05pm


     Style: BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    My secret of lube-da makes me impervious to any and all attacks upon my rectum! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

    <Me> John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? <John> *smacks me*
    <John> I'd have to smack you sometime...
    Katana, on 540 kicks: "Hang from a ceiling fan with both hands. Flail your feet out and ask people to walk into you as you hit their face."
  7. Varkin

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    10/22/2002 10:19pm


     

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    Running is the best form of self defence!

    :D
  8. aruv is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/22/2002 11:33pm


     

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    When all else fails, strike him with very sharp toenails of death....
  9. aruv is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/22/2002 11:37pm


     

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    >Mugger>"Give me your wallet. "

    >PussyBitch DO Practitioner> "Somebody HELP!!!"

    >Mugger>"No one can help you now!!! "

    >PussyBitch DO Practitioner> Thinks to himself.... Hmmm Master Sensei said Bend Over... Here goes nothing...

    As our Hero bends over, the mugger smiles and say " Now I will show you my CHI!"

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