Posted On:10/22/2002 7:14pm
I have designed a new martial art, Its called PussyBitch Do...
If confronted, you run.
If he has a weapon... run.
If he strikes you, whine and cry for help...
If you are cornered, plead for your life...
if all else fails, BEND OVER..
The finishing Move??? Call the POLICE
Edited by - Aruv on October 22 2002 19:17:24
Posted On:10/22/2002 7:18pm
Style: Dynamic Combat,TaeKwondo,Judo,Submission Grappling
HAHAHA. Not bad except for the ass raping thing and whining. : )
Posted On:10/22/2002 7:20pm
It takes more guts to walk away from a fight than to try and beat everyone to a pulp who threatens you. Running away is not a '***** bitch' thing to do. But I'm a guy and I know we have egos and that we want to prove that we're all bad ass, but you've got to be smart and run when it's not worth it.
Posted On:10/22/2002 7:31pm
Yes, choose your battles... By the way, this is a joke thread
Posted On:10/22/2002 7:35pm
I figured :) Let the assraping begin!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Decafinated white belt.
Posted On:10/22/2002 8:05pm
My secret of lube-da makes me impervious to any and all attacks upon my rectum! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
&lt;Me&gt; John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? &lt;John&gt; *smacks me*
&lt;John&gt; I'd have to smack you sometime...
Katana, on 540 kicks: "Hang from a ceiling fan with both hands. Flail your feet out and ask people to walk into you as you hit their face."
Posted On:10/22/2002 10:19pm
Running is the best form of self defence!
Posted On:10/22/2002 11:33pm
When all else fails, strike him with very sharp toenails of death....
Posted On:10/22/2002 11:37pm
&gt;Mugger&gt;"Give me your wallet. "
&gt;PussyBitch DO Practitioner&gt; "Somebody HELP!!!"
&gt;Mugger&gt;"No one can help you now!!! "
&gt;PussyBitch DO Practitioner&gt; Thinks to himself.... Hmmm Master Sensei said Bend Over... Here goes nothing...
As our Hero bends over, the mugger smiles and say " Now I will show you my CHI!"
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