I think that was part of the joke in the article. Remember much of satire is sarcasm.:XXspam:
Originally Posted by Robdogg
Sambo is like Judo, except more Russian, and thus better. Done. (only half joking)
Krav Maga is like any other martial art out there. There are legit places to learn a very efficient martial art and there are ones that teach "self defense" to soccer moms and hs nerds.
Originally Posted by Holy Moment
All martial arts suck, except for Moo Yea Do:
In Russia, Judo throw you!
Originally Posted by maxthegeek1
Judo has Putin in it.
(PS JudOWNED, your dog's wine has poison in it. Never betray Judo.)
The deadliest martial arts move on earth is the one I kill you with.
You probably know it.