6 Great Martial Arts for Killing a Man With Your Bare Hands

[Drake LaMancha]

Funny, but there's a ton of misinformation in there.
I still can't get over the fact that people believe you can smelt the poison directly into the kris and make an instant-kill blade that lasts forever.

I think that was part of the joke in the article. Remember much of satire is sarcasm.:XXspam:

[maxthegeek1]

Sambo is like Judo, except more Russian, and thus better. Done. (only half joking)

[mssvphenom]

From what I hear, most Krav schools teach glorified aerobics while wearing camo. Or occasionally alien heads:

Krav Maga is like any other martial art out there. There are legit places to learn a very efficient martial art and there are ones that teach "self defense" to soccer moms and hs nerds.

[Holy Moment]

All martial arts suck, except for Moo Yea Do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A2_33nl-OQ

[JudOWNED]

Sambo is like Judo, except more Russian, and thus better. Done. (only half joking)

In Russia, Judo throw you!

[MrBadGuy]

Judo has Putin in it.

Nuff said.


(PS JudOWNED, your dog's wine has poison in it. Never betray Judo.)

[Stick]

The deadliest martial arts move on earth is the one I kill you with.

You probably know it.