John Koppenhaver is a bigger dumbass than origonally suspected

**3moose1** · Posted On: 8/28/2008 11:20pm

Originally Posted by Razamataz

Didn't he also cry on the show?

Yeah.

For a "war machine" I was quite disappointed by his performance.

Unless he was a French war machine, then, well, it was pretty much typical.

**Transcendent Sunchips** · Posted On: 8/28/2008 11:32pm

Originally Posted by 3moose1

Unless he was a French war machine, then, well, it was pretty much typical.

You gotta specify that this is a war machine from France. If not, GSP might want a word with ya.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 8/29/2008 12:55am

Originally Posted by KayDeePee

You gotta specify that this is a war machine from France. If not, GSP might want a word with ya.

See, little does everyone know that GSP is actually from America, but was smuggled over to Canada, for reasons i don't quite know yet.

**threetoe** · Posted On: 8/29/2008 11:42am

Didn't know it was John Warrior.
I thought that he changed his name from Brian James Hellwig to simply one word, 'Warrior'.

Per Wikipedia:
"The one-word name appears on all legal documents pertaining to Warrior, and his children carry the Warrior name as their legal surname."

**Kentucky Fried Chokin** · Posted On: 8/29/2008 11:45am

It might be. I can't remember.

**threetoe** · Posted On: 8/29/2008 11:53am

From his site:
http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/Pages...orWebHome.html

"My (full, legal) name is Warrior"

**migo** · Posted On: 8/31/2008 10:13pm

Originally Posted by PizDoff

I guess the UFC will now announce him as War "John Koppenhaver" Machine

Lol! At least he has some sort of reason for it. When Kultar Gil started getting introduce purely as Black Mamba instead of Kultar "The Black Mamba" Gil, it was pretty disappointing.