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    John Koppenhaver is a bigger dumbass than origonally suspected

    Remember the guy from TUF who gave someone an upper decker, the got in the news for being involved in the beating of another fighter outside a gym. Then went off about how he wished we lived in some lawless wasteland so he could go around beating people that mocked his faggy hair. Remember that guy?

    Well, he goes by the name 'War Machine' and has now legally changed his name to it. Lets let him explain in his own words why:

    Quote Originally Posted by John Koppenhaver
    ďSO in case you didnít notice in my last fight the UFC did NOT use my nickname when I fought. Turns out some gay ass wrestling federation threatened to sue them because they recently named one of their wrestlers The War Machine Rhino and trademarked the name. Too f*ckiní bad that I have been using this name for 6 years, have it tatted on my body and it is what my fans yell out when Iím fighting. If you know my personality then you know damn well I am not gonna let some ****** ass, FAKE wrestler steal MY name. SO 6 weeks ago I filed a change of name request and today I had court to make my name officially WAR MACHINE. lol. F*ckiní funny right? Didnít really wanna have to do it but I am sure as hell not lose MY nickname.Ē
    I only mentioned this because I'm a fan of TNA wrestling (that's right, **** you) and I think Koppenhaver should get a chance to fight Rhino as I'm sure he would beat the living **** out of Koppenhaver.

    Also, this is pro wrestling move that's already been done by John Warrior (formerly the Ultimate Warrior) who changed him name after getting into politics so the WWE couldn't use his name.

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    ****. I just realized I misspelled 'originally' and that this should probably be in YMAS.

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    He should just change his gimmick to, you know, LA MACHINE.


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    I'm still wondering what war he was in...

    (BTW I've met the guy. He's extremely insecure. And does more than his share of steroids)

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    TNA isn't too bad. From what little I've seen they do a lot more athletic stuff than the soap-opera hulk-smash that the WWE does these days.

    I guess the UFC will now announce him as War "John Koppenhaver" Machine
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    He still gets pwned by the Ohio National Guardsman that changed his name to Optimus Prime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yrkoon9
    I'm still wondering what war he was in...

    (BTW I've met the guy. He's extremely insecure. And does more than his share of steroids)
    You know, this is actually a pretty interesting allegation since he fights in a league that's supposed to have zero tolerance for that.

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    this guy is ridiculous. i loved watching him go into his whole "alpha male" bullshit then get choked out in the first round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampa
    You know, this is actually a pretty interesting allegation since he fights in a league that's supposed to have zero tolerance for that.
    It isn't really an allegation. Its me saying I've talked to the guy and he straight up told me he did steroids. This was what, late 2006?

    You know what - after thinking about it I will retract my statement. I will say that he openly admitted to using steroids in 2006.

    Regardless the guy is a chode. He went into his whole "warrior" bullshit rhetoric with me. After that it has just been one comical story after another. He typifies the young insecure male raised by his mother desperately seeking respect while trying unsuccessfully to hide his low self opinion that we see all too often. I don't know if he was raised without a father figure but he sure came off as needing one.

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    Didn't he also cry on the show?

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