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    First Free Online MMA Game

    I was worried about posting this, being that Phrost The Content-Nazi is constantly looming over all of us nowadays, but I felt that this was too bonerific not to acknowledge:

    http://www.spike.com/arcade/mma/game

    Spike TV's MMA Training Ground (AKA, The Cheap Ass Game We Whipped Up To Promote The Next Season of TUF). This game has it all: Two punches , two kicks, two takedowns, two submissions, and a knee. Horrible controller response and impact detection, along with plush generic online game graphics, really make playing this game a unique experience.

    Although the highscore button is purely for cosmetic effect, that shouldn't stop you from mastering the deadly "Triangle" (Which, for some reason, involves taking the back and applying an RNC). Finally, if you manage to win the final fight, you get a special password ("MMA") that'll allow you unlock all the levels when you log on a second time. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a password box.

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    This is kind of fun, but the training section is annoying. I can't pass the kicking!

    edit: passed. Kind of dumb, but entertaining. Probably better if your drunk.
    Last edited by Sealknife; 8/21/2008 2:30pm at .

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    Ghey. Muay Thai was way more fun then this.

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    This game is the suxxor.

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    this is horrible.

    besides, why would you want to play an mma game on a computer? It's much more fun to just train...

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    Code to skip the training is "MMA"

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    I can't beat the kicking, i can't find the fucking range.

    **** this game, **** spike tv, **** canadians, the dutch, and polar bears.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Ghey. Muay Thai was way more fun then this.
    Pencak Silat, too. As a matter of fact, Stick Fighter also beats this game by leaps and bounds.

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    Indeed, Muay Thai showed me that shin checking could stop a hadouken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    I can't beat the kicking, i can't find the fucking range.

    **** this game, **** spike tv, **** canadians, the dutch, and polar bears.
    really, if you can't find your range in kicking, your going to suck at MMA :new_silly

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