Shouldn't that be ninjalantes?
Delivering letters of warning is "telegraphing" (no pun intended) your attacks, no?
Why not strike WITHOUT ANY WARNING, LEAVE NO DISCERNIBLE MARKS AND THEN REPEAT?
Other so called "inferior" "Western" groups do that all the time (such as the SAS).
Take note, future ninjers. I mean it's all very well to practise the reconstructed art of ninjitsu but this is really really fucking lame.
What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
"Officer before dawn yesterday approached a car parked in the left lane of Route 46 east and found two Clifton men dressed in black claiming to be Ninjas."
BWWAHHAHAAA!!! Dear God! THat cop will be recounting that tale many times in the police bar!!!!
Dude, its all part of the psychology of ninjerism. My I qoute blackadder's series set in the first world war as an example (approximate wording, only from memory):
Originally Posted by Toby Christensen
[General Melchard talks about top secret battle plan]
Captain Blackadder: Would that be the plan where we all get out of our trenches and run very slowly towards the enemy?
GM: Good lord blackadder! However did you know that?
CB: Because thats exactly what we did the last time.... and the seventeen times before that....
GM: Exactly! Doing exactly the same thing we did eighteen times before is the last thing they'll expect us to do this time!
The moral of this story: Do whatever your enemy thinks you are too smart to do. Your stupidity will catch them totally off guard!
Or, if I may qoute Arnold Rimmer (once again approximate wording):
AR: We'll take them by surprise with an unexpected charge across the minefield under cover of daylight!
Worst film ever made?
Originally Posted by KayDeePee
You mean best, I'm sure! Crazy wushu ninjas on rollerskates after a quasi-space age tricycle car is now my number one chase scene of ALL TIME!
Originally Posted by colonelpong2
All the freaky sword postures and movements while they were just trying to catch up to the car is what adds it that special something to push it over the top.
The movie is ninja thunderbolt.
They weren't real ninjas, they got caught.
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