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    Quote Originally Posted by colonelpong2
    Thanks for resurecting a traumatic memory for me.

    Early this year I was forced to endure my nephew's third birthday party.

    I still wake up in a cold sweat with the image of those savage, shrieking little monsters charging at me with their cold, merciless eyes.. their screams tearing through the midday calm.
    My sisters boyfriends sister and I fought them valiantly with a garden hose and a brace of water pistols but they just kept on coming. We couldn't repel them all and in the end they secured and occupied the paddling pool.

    Found out later the little fuckers thought it was a game. It was war dammit! WAR!

    Tip: For a simple improvised claymore, take a multi directional garden sprinkler, place it horizontally along the most likely route of enemy approach and cover with grass.
    Then wait for the little fuckers to mount their assault and spin the tap.
    The HORROR... THE HORROR !!!:5obsessed

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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    Lol, i hate kids.

    I love babies, they are cute, and make papa moose go, "aww"

    But when those bastards learn how to talk...****.


    I felt the same way about you,


    3600 posts ago.
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

    The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.



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    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    How many five year olds could you take in a fight? Take the survey ...

    I scored 29.

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    31,


    apparently ruthlessness is a bonus.

    :evil5:
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

    The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.



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    28, damnit! I bow to your kid kicking skillz FFF

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    Wow 36? Guess I'm a sicko. HAhaha

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    This entire thread is tasteless, depraved, and completely devoid of any maturity whatsoever.


    So of course I'm all in.


    Apparently that survey thinks I'm good to go against 31 kids...I highly suspect that my willingness to bite/scratch/claw/generally fight dirty is a bonus. As is the use of children as meat shields.

    :qtank:

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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia
    it involved tackling sensei Al to the ground
    Sensei Al doesn't exist.

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    Kids always reconignize when you tell them " back off...I'm gonna use the force on you "
    this should make those brats run away fast

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    The last time I faught *caugh-got beat up by\ a bunch of kids was when I my self was a kid. It happened on the playground and I didnt even know them. Stupid memory, thanks for that, OP!

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