How to win a fight against 20 kids
Another gem of an article from Cracked. I'll admit a good portion of them are relatively entertaining. However there are a select few that miss the mark. Is this one of them? Maybe. Or Maybe not. You be the judge
How to Win a Fight Against Twenty Children - Cracked.com
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Wow that is some messed up ****, without even the martial art stuff.
That was a helpful and informative article!
I can't wait to beat the **** out of the kids at my nephews next birthday party with these tips.
edit: whats better than beating up small children?
Elder Abuse of course.
Yeah elderly people are dirty fighters. They'l throw their dentures at you and hit you with their walkers. :D
I watched the kids karate class the other day, and they were playing a cool down game. Anyway, somehow it involved tackling sensei Al to the ground.
It took 15 of them to get him to the mat and keep him there.
****, it was hilarious.
Chaos? Panic?... Disorder??
.........................My work here is done.
Lol, i hate kids.
I love babies, they are cute, and make papa moose go, "aww"
But when those bastards learn how to talk...****.
Thanks for resurecting a traumatic memory for me.
Originally Posted by recourse
Early this year I was forced to endure my nephew's third birthday party.
I still wake up in a cold sweat with the image of those savage, shrieking little monsters charging at me with their cold, merciless eyes.. their screams tearing through the midday calm.
My sisters boyfriends sister and I fought them valiantly with a garden hose and a brace of water pistols but they just kept on coming. We couldn't repel them all and in the end they secured and occupied the paddling pool.
Found out later the little fuckers thought it was a game. It was war dammit! WAR!
Tip: For a simple improvised claymore, take a multi directional garden sprinkler, place it horizontally along the most likely route of enemy approach and cover with grass.
Then wait for the little fuckers to mount their assault and spin the tap.
I could easily beat the **** out of 20 children. I don't need to read an article to help me.
What you do need, however, is a hydro powered improvised claymore
Originally Posted by Virus
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