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    Script for Samuria movie....

    Alright... If you had to write a movie script for the best Samuria movie ever.... Tell me a little about how the story would go. We will set the period at say.... 1550. Japan.

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    A naked geisha is getting out of the hot bath...

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    Good thats a start..... Behind her unforseen is a Ninja assasin... She is the mistress of the great .....

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    Ichiban muff-ryu, she spins, the water beads cascade off her firm flesh, her pubes glisten in the moonlight, the ninja is stopped in his tracks....

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    By the site of her lush body... in that instant that moment of distraction our hero Muru Kawasaki strikes.... from behind the screen he burst into the room .....

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    Trips on his schlong and hits his head on the ninja's ass, driving the ninja into the geisha, head first, she reactes by applying the dread "hiokawasaki-ionoka" move !!!!

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    Killing the ninja instantly... Embarased by his lack of balance Muru apologizes to the giesha... she blushs because he is such a speciman of perfect male pulcritude.... He gently touchs her hand, and covers her with a silken towel. He pulls from the dead ninja ......

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    ...a phallic shaped shuriken know as the "komodachi", she looks into his eyes, then down towards his rippling chest muscles, he leans into her, his lips kiss her neck, when suddenly...

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    They hear the great warlord Ichiban muff-ryu coming. They seperate because they know their love is a forbidden love. Even though they grew up together in the small village of Hiadi and have loved each other since childhood. They know their love can never be. How Muru longs for her. His heart beats for her, but his honor dictates that he works for the great warlord. Muru looks back at his fallen foe. He notices he is from the great clan.....

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    ..noassbutyouass-ashi, he decsides to throw the limp corpse at the aprouching warlord, and as the smaurai bodyguards joyfully hack away at the ninja corpse, our hero escapes with his nude geisha, but not before...

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