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    Quote Originally Posted by Beorn
    austin powers, and his "judo chop" may be most to blame
    But there actually is a "Judo Chop"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere
    But there actually is a "Judo Chop"
    There isn't a "Judo Throw" or "Judo Pin", to make the portrayal more representative. Though it isn't Austin Power fault. To those who don't practice any martial arts, all martial arts particularly oriental are the same. Which isn't too far from some people's ideas of oriental cultures in general, or really any area of ignorance.

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    quick question, where is the "orient"?

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    I must be dis-oriented...

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    They all claim to know what judo is, but once you say "hip throw," (forget seionage) they admit they're lost. I hate to admit it, but I often say "It's a sport. It's also a martial art, but it's a lot more like wrestling than karate. But it's not like wrestling. That's the best I can explain it to you. It's all live fighting real people who are fighting back, no katas and no imaginary death touches."

    Apparently stretching someone's elbow to its limit and letting go without damaging them at all is more brutal than bludgeoning someone in the face with your fists, because boxing is acceptable, but submissions are gruesome?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skillful
    They all claim to know what judo is, but once you say "hip throw," (forget seionage) they admit they're lost. I hate to admit it, but I often say "It's a sport. It's also a martial art, but it's a lot more like wrestling than karate. But it's not like wrestling. That's the best I can explain it to you. It's all live fighting real people who are fighting back, no katas and no imaginary death touches."

    Apparently stretching someone's elbow to its limit and letting go without damaging them at all is more brutal than bludgeoning someone in the face with your fists, because boxing is acceptable, but submissions are gruesome?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theotherserge
    quick question, where is the "orient"?
    Orient, adjective oriental, is a more official sounding term for "east/eastern". Originally used by western asians to descripe those guys east of 'em, with occident and occidental referring to "west/western".

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    Quote Originally Posted by theotherserge
    quick question, where is the "orient"?
    It depends. If you are using a compass, you would orient in relation to magnetic north.
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

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    so is "orientalism" the act of orienting yourself or is it a complusive need to get your bearings. And what if you use google maps on your mobile, thus negating a compass?

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