Posted On:12/09/2003 1:00pm
Posted On:12/09/2003 1:03pm
Style: Shi Ja Quan
So true !!!!! so true it hurts !!!!!!
Posted On:12/09/2003 1:41pm
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
What ronin said.
I need a valium now.
Posted On:12/10/2003 1:52am
- Chalk (find some that makes the biggest cloud that hangs in
the air for the longest time after you clap your hands
with it). Store it in a tupperware container, important
for the veteran look.
Reach into your tupperware container of chalk, and rub
it across your palms, back of shoulders and neck. Grunt
every now and then and mutter some things under your breath.
Occasionally say, "piece of cake", "what a joke", or
"now we're cookin'". Finally, smash your hands together,
but make sure there's a hefty quantity of chalk in the
cup of your hands before they hit. This will make sure
that all of it explodes into the air. You want the POW
camp extras in the aerobics area to be struck with fear
by the A-bomb cloud of chalk dust rising over the squat
area. This is usually enough to bring over a couple more
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Posted On:12/10/2003 2:00am
Style: Okinowan Shuri
Somehow I doubt these tactics would work for me....
Oh wait I know this is because I am not TigerFly... perhaps I should try bowflex!!!
Posted On:12/10/2003 2:01am
Posted On:2/18/2004 10:44am
hahaha nice one Shar!
The man they call FoM
Posted On:2/18/2004 7:31pm
Excellent advice. :D
The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
is a Godd*mn Federale!
Posted On:2/18/2004 8:37pm
Style: Clinchology: Judo & MT
So that's why my chalk has been so stale and not-so-fresh lately. I've just been putting it in a bowl, loosely covered with cling wrap. Now I know that Tupperware is the squatter's secret.
Rudy Reyes > Bear Grylls
Shogun of Long Island
Posted On:2/18/2004 9:39pm
shut up and squat, pansy-men!
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