Thread: How to Squat Big Time!!!
12/09/2003 1:00pm, #1
How to Squat Big Time!!!
12/09/2003 1:03pm, #2
12/09/2003 1:41pm, #3
What ronin said.
I need a valium now.
12/10/2003 1:52am, #4- Chalk (find some that makes the biggest cloud that hangs in
the air for the longest time after you clap your hands
with it). Store it in a tupperware container, important
for the veteran look.
Reach into your tupperware container of chalk, and rub
it across your palms, back of shoulders and neck. Grunt
every now and then and mutter some things under your breath.
Occasionally say, "piece of cake", "what a joke", or
"now we're cookin'". Finally, smash your hands together,
but make sure there's a hefty quantity of chalk in the
cup of your hands before they hit. This will make sure
that all of it explodes into the air. You want the POW
camp extras in the aerobics area to be struck with fear
by the A-bomb cloud of chalk dust rising over the squat
area. This is usually enough to bring over a couple more
12/10/2003 2:00am, #5
Somehow I doubt these tactics would work for me....
Oh wait I know this is because I am not TigerFly... perhaps I should try bowflex!!!
12/10/2003 2:01am, #6
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- new jersey
2/18/2004 10:44am, #7
hahaha nice one Shar!
2/18/2004 7:31pm, #8
Excellent advice. :DThe Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
2/18/2004 8:37pm, #9
- Join Date
- Feb 2004
- Sacramento, CA
- Clinchology: Judo & MT
So that's why my chalk has been so stale and not-so-fresh lately. I've just been putting it in a bowl, loosely covered with cling wrap. Now I know that Tupperware is the squatter's secret.
Rudy Reyes > Bear Grylls
2/18/2004 9:39pm, #10