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    The American Ninja, Michael Dudikoff, calls out Royce Gracie!!!

    YouTube - Michael Dudikoff calls out Royce Gracie

    Holy, holy, HOLY ****. Apparently, Michael Dudikoff, the guy who starred in American Ninja 1, 2, and 4, has called out Royce Gracie.

    JJJ/ninjitsu > BJJ, bitches. :new_rainf
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    Royce is fucked now.

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    I betcha 30 shekels that Dudikoff was either A) clowning or B) incredibly coked-up in that video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman
    I betcha 30 shekels that Dudikoff was either A) clowning or B) incredibly coked-up in that video.
    i'm thinking antidepressants and booze

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    Quit the sauce Michael.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman
    I betcha 30 shekels that Dudikoff was either A) clowning or B) incredibly coked-up in that video.
    You're a moran.

    YouTube - american ninja delta force theme

    If you watch that clip, you can see how Dudikoff would pwn Gracie. Basically, Gracie would go to the ground, but Dudikoff would then automatically win by applying a str33t deadly ninja kick. Also, JJJ was designed by samurai who fought in very harsh conditions in real battlefields, wheras BJJ is only a sport, so when Gracie tried to grapple the ghost of a samurai would erupt from the ground and slice his nuts off.
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    Dudikoff would choke Royce out with his headband...

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    Dudikoff by crossbow bolt for the win

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    lol WHY ISN'T MY NAME ON THE GRACIE TREES?!?!?!

    cause you're not a gracie?
    "It has often been said that power corrupts. But it is perhaps equally important to realize that weakness, too, corrupts. Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many. Hatred, malice, rudeness, intolerance, and suspicion are the faults of weakness." - Eric Hoffer

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    Dudikoff is like 97 now isn't he?
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