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    Who Are These Guys? (Video)

    Like a bad case of herpes this video has been hitting various websites in the past two weeks. It shows some self-defense "masters" demonstrating some of the lamest moves ever seen. But there is no information as to who these guys are? The quality of the video has an early 90's character to it.

    http://ca.YouTube - Lame Self Defense

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    Treasure chest of awesome in that video. They have teh r34l standing submission attack (of course it's a standing wrist lock!) and teh r34l choke (it doesn't take 2 arms, only 1 finger).

    Best of all: HAIR PULL defense to a double leg. That stopped working when older sister stopped playing with My Little Ponies. Which was 2 years ago, when she was 26 and I was 24.

    Edited in an attempt to conceal my mental retardation.
    Last edited by Skillful; 8/11/2008 10:53am at .

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    If that vid was from the late 60's or early 70's, one of those guys may be the American Jits guy, Kirby.

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    I just really like the way they act.

    "Why don't you take your little ass down the road, buddy"
    "I just want to take my glasses off"
    "Okay, take your little glasses off"
    "YOU'VE CONQUERED THIS CONFRONTATION"
    "The whole kick is in the ankle"
    "BLEAH"
    "HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME. You can't."
    "We're not playacting out here, this hurts."

    Well, those are the parts that made me laugh. How about you guise?

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    At 1:20, there is this beauty...
    "Choke"
    "Fullboard?" (I think the term is fullbore)
    "Choke"
    "Blag"
    "lAaah"

    Then it's looped for 20 seconds SWEET!.
    Last edited by Beezer; 8/11/2008 1:18pm at .

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    To Skillfull: The titling of that video was done by someone who wanted to spoof them. They didn't invoke the name of the Gracies, in fact I doubt they even knew who the Gracies were.
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
    ~Bruce Lee

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    Fullboard?

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    i loved it when he says at the end, im a smoker, actually i wanna bet they both are, i could hear it from the way and sound of their breathing.
    poor condition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anondorf
    "Why don't you take your little ass down the road, buddy"
    "I just want to take my glasses off"
    "Okay, take your little glasses off"
    "YOU'VE CONQUERED THIS CONFRONTATION"
    "The whole kick is in the ankle"
    "BLEAH"
    "HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME. You can't."
    "We're not playacting out here, this hurts."
    That describes 20 years of aikido. In 9 sentences.
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler

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    That was just garbage.

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