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  1. andrewa is online now

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    Posted On:
    8/11/2008 6:45am


     Style: Grappling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Who Are These Guys? (Video)

    Like a bad case of herpes this video has been hitting various websites in the past two weeks. It shows some self-defense "masters" demonstrating some of the lamest moves ever seen. But there is no information as to who these guys are? The quality of the video has an early 90's character to it.

    http://ca.YouTube - Lame Self Defense
  2. Skillful is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/11/2008 6:57am


     Style: Jiu Jitsu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Treasure chest of awesome in that video. They have teh r34l standing submission attack (of course it's a standing wrist lock!) and teh r34l choke (it doesn't take 2 arms, only 1 finger).

    Best of all: HAIR PULL defense to a double leg. That stopped working when older sister stopped playing with My Little Ponies. Which was 2 years ago, when she was 26 and I was 24.

    Edited in an attempt to conceal my mental retardation.
    Last edited by Skillful; 8/11/2008 10:53am at .
  3. Tom .C is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/11/2008 7:36am

    Join us... or die
     Style: Aikido,Judo

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    If that vid was from the late 60's or early 70's, one of those guys may be the American Jits guy, Kirby.
  4. Anondorf is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/11/2008 9:32am

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     Style: Pugilism

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    I just really like the way they act.

    "Why don't you take your little ass down the road, buddy"
    "I just want to take my glasses off"
    "Okay, take your little glasses off"
    "YOU'VE CONQUERED THIS CONFRONTATION"
    "The whole kick is in the ankle"
    "BLEAH"
    "HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME. You can't."
    "We're not playacting out here, this hurts."

    Well, those are the parts that made me laugh. How about you guise?
  5. Beezer is offline
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    Posted On:
    8/11/2008 9:53am


     Style: judo

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    At 1:20, there is this beauty...
    "Choke"
    "Fullboard?" (I think the term is fullbore)
    "Choke"
    "Blag"
    "lAaah"

    Then it's looped for 20 seconds SWEET!.
    Last edited by Beezer; 8/11/2008 1:18pm at .
  6. Ke?poFist is offline
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    Enforcer of Northeast Anti-Silliness Department Inc.

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    Posted On:
    8/11/2008 9:55am

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     Style: Kaju, BJJ, Judo, Kempo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    To Skillfull: The titling of that video was done by someone who wanted to spoof them. They didn't invoke the name of the Gracies, in fact I doubt they even knew who the Gracies were.
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
    ~Bruce Lee

  7. Anondorf is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/11/2008 11:34am

    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: Pugilism

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    Fullboard?
  8. Lebell is offline
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    Just waiting for the paperboy.

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    Posted On:
    8/11/2008 12:21pm

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    i loved it when he says at the end, im a smoker, actually i wanna bet they both are, i could hear it from the way and sound of their breathing.
    poor condition.
  9. Rock Ape is online now
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    Watch and Shoot !

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    Posted On:
    8/11/2008 12:31pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Anondorf
    "Why don't you take your little ass down the road, buddy"
    "I just want to take my glasses off"
    "Okay, take your little glasses off"
    "YOU'VE CONQUERED THIS CONFRONTATION"
    "The whole kick is in the ankle"
    "BLEAH"
    "HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME. You can't."
    "We're not playacting out here, this hurts."
    That describes 20 years of aikido. In 9 sentences.
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler
  10. Ippatsu182 is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/11/2008 12:41pm


     Style: Muay Thai

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    That was just garbage.
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