8/10/2008 4:31pm, #11Originally Posted by Razamataz
:ninjafigh:new_smile"So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand
"So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw
"On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper
"You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07
"Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander
"Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!
8/10/2008 4:37pm, #12
8/10/2008 4:37pm, #13
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- The American Desert
- Inept BJJer
"We're going to show simple, practical self defense techniques, not a lot of flashy stuff."
Then they show a guy beating up four people at the same time.
8/10/2008 5:27pm, #14
Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja______
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Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
8/10/2008 5:30pm, #15Originally Posted by Gezere
also staying alive from the beegees cracks me up.
last new year party withy 4 drunken friends playing it over and over again singing along and ruining a good taste party.
gay songs for the win!
8/10/2008 5:30pm, #16
Who taught the ninjerz aikido?
Don't they know that two wrongs
do not make a right?
As a guild of silent/invisible assassins,
those techniques would expose them
as much as wearing black in the snow.
8/10/2008 6:18pm, #17
Ninjas invented Aikido and gave it to a midget.
8/10/2008 7:20pm, #18
Did ninjas also invent Rick Astley? He is, teh d3adly pop sing3r
8/10/2008 10:41pm, #19Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja
...and that's setting the bar extremely low.
8/10/2008 11:22pm, #20
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if a bunch of attackers attack me inthat prearranged fashin i'll now have T43 D3@dly