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    I'm in a book!!!


    TITLE SHOT Into the World of Mixed Martial Arts
    I was browsing books at Borders and saw it sticking out. I picked it up and started to flip through it. I saw all the names I like to read about, BJ Penn, Matt Lindland, Deigo Sanchez, The Diaz brothers, etc. I figured it would be a good book to read someday but not now. I was about to put it back and saw a picture of Matt Larsen. I joking thought that I was going to read something on "The Father of MACP" or "Godfather." I flipped few pages saw Tim Kennedy's name flip some more and then saw my name! I was shocked. I read about the fight I had in the Army Combatives tournament. Its not everyday you pick a book and read about yourself; so of course I was sold on the book. It was only two paragraphs but worth the price. So go out and buy it!!!!! (yes the last part is a shameless plug but if you don't buy it then how am I going to get more exposure. Think of the childeren!!!)
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    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
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    Nice congrats. Btw (so I don't have to go read the book) did you go on to win that fight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle Th3 D3adly
    Nice congrats. Btw (so I don't have to go read the book) did you go on to win that fight?
    Cheap fucker!!! Go buy and read the book!:violent1:
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    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
    -Daniel Tosh

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    Are you getting royalties?

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    "I'm in a book!!!"

    Nuh-uh, nuh-uh, no you're not. Liar. You're such a liar. In fact, were I to hazard a guess, I would say that your pants are also on fire.

    Yeah... how do you like them apples?

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    Pshh I'm just gonna browse and find out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere
    Cheap fucker!!! Go buy and read the book!:violent1:
    Oh yes, I definitely bought the book, but just so I know that I got the right book, would you mind reminding me what happened? You know, so I can double check.

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    He lost guys.


    He lost hard


    Shhh, he'll say either yes or no to this, then we'll know for sure!

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    Oh hey, whatsamatter Gezere? Or should I say GEEZER. 'Cuz you're so OLD and SENILE. Gosh! We all know you're just lying so that your grandchildren will pay more attention and visit you at the nursing home more often.

    The game is up, old man! We all know you're really a Chunner; surrender now and we promise not to hook punch you repeatedly in the face.

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    ...But he'd Tan Sau the hooks. Anything outside the centreline is ineffective.

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