What's the next big thing to hit MA???

**Cy Q. Faunce** · Posted On: 8/03/2008 4:21pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce

Hey, I'm trying to get you a date with tharuz here. What more could you ask?

50 euro to suck, 100 for sex 200 for unprotected sex.
additonal reacharound 25 euros.

My question was meant to be rhetorical.

But, uh, thanks, I guess.

tharuz, I hope his information makes your, um, shopping decision easier.

**Who?** · Posted On: 8/03/2008 5:40pm

Originally Posted by f4n4n

I have 0 experience in that field but I take a guess and say this business is cash only... you don't want your obese wife find out the next time she is checking your credit card bills, do you?

My friends wife runs one, she has the facility for cards, I'm sure it doesn't mention massage on the invoice but if you want I could ask him. My wife is far from obese (I'm from the UK not the States) but her mother is. Neither check my credit card statment.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 8/03/2008 5:48pm

some sexfirms etc use certain codes so on your specification it doesnt say hoochiemomma's whorehouse but just a code or a neutral name.

**aaaargh** · Posted On: 8/03/2008 6:02pm

Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce

...

Sumo + obesity epidemic + reality TV = Wackiness!

Dammit that was going to be mine!

**M.C.** · Posted On: 8/03/2008 6:18pm

Do I want to know how you guys know about pay rates for hookers and their billing practise?

**ysc87** · Posted On: 8/03/2008 6:31pm

Originally Posted by f4n4n

Do I want to know how you guys know about pay rates for hookers and their billing practise?

...When a man and a women love each other very, very much, the man sticks his penis inside of her. Sometimes, a man and a woman don't love each other at all, but the man can still stick his penis inside of the woman, except that he has to pay her by the (hour/number of holes penetrated/unspeakable sexual acts performed).

And there, little Timmy, I just taught you all about the Birds and the Bees and the Bimbos.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 8/03/2008 7:15pm

or you just buy a cat, loads of women do that.

i tried it once too but they have rough little tongues, like sandpaper.

edit: stfu it was christmas my gf dumped me and i was lonely.
the cat turned out to be a much better xmas meal then a playmate so xmas was saved after all.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 8/03/2008 7:17pm

Originally Posted by ysc87

...When a man and a women love each other very, very much, the man sticks his penis inside of her. Sometimes, a man and a woman don't love each other at all, but the man can still stick his penis inside of the woman, except that he has to pay her by the (hour/number of holes penetrated/unspeakable sexual acts performed).

And there, little Timmy, I just taught you all about the Birds and the Bees and the Bimbos.

Well, prosititution and marriage can almost be synonyms...

**Who?** · Posted On: 8/03/2008 9:00pm

Originally Posted by 3moose1

Well, prosititution and marriage can almost be synonyms...

Hookers are cheaper

**Beorn** · Posted On: 8/04/2008 7:13am

Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra

What kicks do you think will make a stronger showing?

I think for starters, back kick and side kick are very underrated and underused in mma. these have both worked well for me when better wrestlers are trying to close the distance quickly.

also, and this would be much...much less frequently; hook kicks, used in the same way people try and recover with a spinning back fist. do that once or twice and get people backing up, then throw the kick. again, limited usability, but something to think about.

and on a more general note on my recent nut-hugging of sanda/san shou, i just like the way they seem to move in and out of the pocket, varying their ranges and using a wide variety of kicks. Compare this to my (limited) experience with muai thai which seems content to duke it out in the pocket all the time, and seems to use only round house, side kick, and front kick, which is purely defensive usually.

another side note, always pay for prostitutes in cash. a former mayor of the great city of cincinnati paid for a hooker in cash, you may know him better as Jerry springer