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    MovieBlog.com KO's Kimbo

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    "You all know who Hulk Hogan is, however some of you may not know the name Kimbo Slice. Kimbo is a legendary street fighter who got famous off of people putting his back yard brawls on YouTube and then someone offered him an MMA (Mixed Martial Arts… think UFC) contract, and now he’s a big star in the sport (even though he sucks and couldn’t go 30 seconds with a real MMA fighter… they just keep putting him in with total stiffs to make him look good)."

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    The plot for the film sounds pretty standard. A bunch of well off nerd kids get sent to a special boarding school by their parents where Kimbo and Hulk are the self defense instructors who will teach them to kick ass. I bet you’d be shocked to find out that by the end of the movie they kick all sorts of ass and even have to save their instructors too! Wow.
    What. The. ****.

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    My brain just exploded.

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    Well I wouldn't watch the movie but I would hang the poster up on my wall.

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    And it's going to be in 3d, apparently. Wowww.

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    holy crap this sounds awesome.




    [/sarcasm]

    Last edited by 3moose1; 8/01/2008 12:59am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    holy crap this sounds awesome.
    Yup, see that^^^. Proof that they will hit the nail on the head with their target demagraphic. Stupid teanage boys. Hulk Hogan already did this **** once with the Rockey movie. They are obviously transforming Kimbo into the new Mr. T.

    Now just cram the soundtrack chock full of misogynistic gangsta rap and wrist cutting emo and you just formulated a box office smash!.....in 3-D.







    Pure marketing geniuses. I mean even the UFC's octagon shaped cage was the brainchild of a Hollywood producer. Makes you think brothers, makes you think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulMechanic
    Yup, see that^^^. Proof that they will hit the nail on the head with their target demagraphic. Stupid teanage boys. Hulk Hogan already did this **** once with the Rockey movie. They are obviously transforming Kimbo into the new Mr. T.

    Now just cram the soundtrack chock full of misogynistic gangsta rap and wrist cutting emo and you just formulated a box office smash!.....in 3-D.







    Pure marketing geniuses. I mean even the UFC's octagon shaped cage was the brainchild of a Hollywood producer. Makes you think brothers, makes you think.

    SoulMechanic doesn't understand sarcasm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    SoulMechanic doesn't understand sarcasm...
    Moose doesn't understand that I understand that he understands sarcasm.



















    And I already ninja'd you out of your edit with my quotes b'otch.

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