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  1. Lebell is offline
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    Just waiting for the paperboy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronaldk
    isn't heterograppling when you grapple a hot girl?
    No, that would be 'sexual assault'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronaldk
    isn't heterograppling when you grapple a hot girl?
    I wish there were some girl's in my dojo. It would make my life so much better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tenebrous
    This is exactly what people have been saying for years. It was gayer than men having sex.


    This is where your membership dollars go, people.
    Thats it. I'm quitting BJJ and all grappling.

    I'm going to go train, and either get a ridiculously high degree blackbelt in ke?po, and trash talk grappling/MMA for being inneffective on t3h str33t, or become a moderately proficient striker, then trash talk grappling and all that gayness.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
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     Style: Brazillian Jiu Jitsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronaldk
    isn't heterograppling when you grapple a hot girl?
    No, because that hot girl is only rolling with ya cause she knows yer gay...
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     Style: BJJ / freestyle wrestling

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    i love when those little comments inspire a mini jihad. :new_2guns
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    I seem to recall a bunch of guys doing choreographed baton swinging on the other side of the mat, followed by foam knife tag with hockey gloves for our delicate hands. So it wasn't gay, it was serious for-the-street type stuff.
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     Style: BJJ, formerly Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    I seem to recall a bunch of guys doing choreographed baton swinging on the other side of the mat, followed by foam knife tag with hockey gloves for our delicate hands. So it wasn't gay, it was serious for-the-street type stuff.
    Ah Aikido... Natures way of saying "FAIL"
    We used to play knife tag a lot when I did aikido. Except the knife was rubber, and more rounded at the end. And there was only one place we could stab.

    ...I used to walk so freakin' funny after those classes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100xobm
    To keep your grappling straight, wear a cup and a mouthguard. No one will face rape you with rubber gums.

    For your other weak point, just don't freakin' turtle.

    Jeez man. HeteroGrappling is simple. I'm gonna McDojo this ****.
    You sir have it all wrong. The cup will not protect your asshole and for the "no one will face rape you with rubber gums." Well thats just crazy, I mean when I am doing some raping I enjoy the peace of mind knowing if she bites down I will feel soft rubber apposed to sharp teath. You are 1 for 3 with the turtling bit.
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     Style: BJJ, formerly Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulMechanic
    You sir have it all wrong. The cup will not protect your asshole and for the "no one will face rape you with rubber gums." Well thats just crazy, I mean when I am doing some raping I enjoy the peace of mind knowing if she bites down I will feel soft rubber apposed to sharp teath. You are 1 for 3 with the turtling bit.
    Fair enough point, but allow me to elaborate.
    The mouth guard I feel has both pros and cons to the rapist. Pro is indeed beneficial in that you'll only have tooth marks on one side of your wang. Con however, and this is a fairly reasonable con, Mat burn is from the friction of rubbing skin against a rubbery compound. Now, WangBurn, whilst being a reasonable username. Is not a pleasant fate to suffer.

    I can't figure out how to protect the ass though. Buttplug? But that in itself raises a whole bunch of questions.

    **** it, Talk quietly and carry a big stick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100xobm

    I can't figure out how to protect the ass though. Buttplug? But that in itself raises a whole bunch of questions.
    Chastity belt ftw?
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