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  1. Lebell is offline
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    Chuck Norris is doing what now?!

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    Pocket-Sized Chuck Norris Battles Communists
    by Jon Sattler

    If Gamesoft’s upcoming cell-phone game delivers on half of the promises in the press release, we could be looking at the greatest Chuck Norris adventure of all time:

    Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain introduces mobile gamers to the hero that never needs an introduction, Chuck Norris. Play as either Ranger Chuck or Commando Chuck as he battles the combined forces of Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-il to defeat Communism here and abroad, with all of the subtlety of a Chuck Norris powerhouse takedown. But the enemy isn’t the only one feeling the wrath of Chuck as totally destructible environments allow Chuck to punch down houses with his fists or raze whole forests with his gun.

    Gamers with camera phones will also be able to paste their faces onto the bodies of Norris’ soon-to-be vanquished foes. If the project stays on schedule, Norris will be coming to a cell phone near you in August 2008. No word yet on whether Mike Huckabee makes a guest appearance.


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    Im seriously confused, is this sarcasm? is this serious?
    This looks like it just came out of the Something awful comedy section...
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    The baby wakes up at 1:00 AM in the morning from time to time. But at that time, they show two back to back episodes of Norris: Ranger who needs A Walker.

    It is tarded, but I cannot take my eyes off of it.
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    A Chuck Norris video game with destructible environments deserves genius implementation. The environments should be as destructible and interactive as in Freedom Force, while the Chuck Norris beatdown engine should be as complex as in the most popular contemporary fighting games like Tekken or Street Fighter.
    “nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
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