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  1. the_legs87 is offline

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    7/17/2008 2:10am

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    how to attain cauliflower ear...

    Hi everyone. I am filming a movie and doing a study about buying into and investing one's self into a subculture and I have a friend/associate who for the piece is attempting to give himself cauliflower ears. He has wrestled for over 15 years and has never garnered any serious or noticeable cauliflower and he wishes to do so. This is not only an attempt for himself but also for our story. I know this may seem odd or ridiculous but please leave any valuable info on how to attain cauliflower ear. We understand it can happen from rolling in BJJ, Judo, wrestling, etc as I have well established ears myself but he wuld wish to do this outside of that as he claims he has had no success thus far.

    Also, even if you have a story of how you had attained your own then please explain and educate us on how that came about.

    If anyone has any real stories of self inflicted cauliflower ear or tips, advice, etc on how to go about it then please post as soon as possible. Thanks for your help and all the best.

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  2. Sang is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/17/2008 5:45am


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    Quote Originally Posted by the_legs87
    I have a friend/associate who for the piece is attempting to give himself cauliflower ears. He has wrestled for over 15 years and has never garnered any serious or noticeable cauliflower and he wishes to do so. .
    And by that you mean someone who has never wrestled before in his life except for the time his dog tried to steal his beef jerky, but wants to get the respect associated with having cauliflower ears?

    Edit: multiple threads? Die please.
  3. Vorpal is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/17/2008 5:58am

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    My father would use the term "aggressive stupidity". There a few clearer examples.
  4. hungryjoe is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/17/2008 8:38am

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    Troll

    You and your friend should take turns lying on the ground while the other kicks the prone person in the head.

    It will produce the desired effect of both cauliflower hears and possibly we won't have to hear any more from you.

    Please consider this option and if accepted, kick hard.
  5. Vieux Normand is offline

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    7/17/2008 8:49am

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    Fastest way?

    Jump off of the tenth floor of a building, aiming an ear at the sidewalk.

    For some reason, it's called "autodetrolling".
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    Posted On:
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    Rub lemons and broken glass on your ear. Add salt for good measure.

    Or really, really aggressive gay sex. Then again, you already said he was a grappler...
  7. Vulgar42Ox is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/18/2008 11:03am


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    I didnt now cauliflower ear had or was or is a subculture. You learn something new everyday. I can see why intense grapplers would be proud of the cauliflower ear, but personally I think its nasty, and if I had it, I'd get rid of it.
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    7/18/2008 11:05am

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    I'll sell you mine for for 500 G's.
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    Posted On:
    7/27/2008 6:11pm


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    Inflate them with synthol. This is known as the 'Valentino method.' As a bonus you can later squeeze your ears over salads.
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    7/28/2008 3:43am

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    Ever hear of the eskimo ear pulling game?
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