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  1. Jadonblade is offline
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    7/27/2008 2:14pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    BJJ works on multiple opponents

    Bear with me.

    So I was at a Hawaian party last night, theres a slip n slide, big inflatable pool, coconut cocktails, the works. So we all get pretty drunk and inevitably a group start ambushing people and throwing them in the pool.

    I get ambushed.

    By 2 attractive lesbians, another attractive girl and 2 guys. The guys home in first, I go for a soft double leg, get side control and then move to mount. A lesbian then grabs me, I single leg then mount. I do this 3 or 4 times, then they catch on. I put in the vines, so they cant drag me. I armbar out of instinct but dont lift my hips, I then rotate pinning those trying to get up. They get frustrated as I sit on one of the lesbians in S-mount. So they concede defeat.

    I decide to join forces with them and help them take down the big guy at the party by taking his back and holding him like a limpet while they drag both of us to the pool.

    It was a good night.
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    Posted On:
    7/27/2008 2:22pm


     Style: Bjj

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Hurry up and get to the point, where the good looking lezzies take you back to the hotel!
  3. Kentucky Fried Chokin is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/27/2008 2:33pm

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    Sounds like you still lost if you got thrown in the pool. I have a better example: During one of our open mat rolling sessions after class, two smaller students and I are rolling, but having to go round robin is a pain in the ass so I challenge both of them to a two-on-one match. I get in the guard of one of them, and the other runs around to my back and trys to choke me. I pass the guard and get to mount on the first, all the while the other is try to choke me. He's not failing because he's a bad grappler (he was a state wrestling champ and is good at BJJ), I just happen to have a very strong neck. I go for an armbar from mount on the first at the same time as the guy on my back goes for an armbar. Both me and the first opponent have our arms locked, but the guy that was on my back and is now hanging almost horizontally in then air are both pulling and force opponent #1's arms open and armbar him. After than it was one-on-one. I work my way out of the armbar that he had one me, pass his guard, get to mount, and armbar him as well.

    So yes, BJJ can work against multiple opponents if they're much smaller and weaker than you and less skilled than you and there is no striking.
  4. JingMerchant! is offline
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    Posted On:
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    I'd just like to say, for the record, that I would like your life right now J.

    What hoodedmonk said.....

    Did the other girl join you as well?
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

    "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

    "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

    "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

    "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

    "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!
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    Posted On:
    7/27/2008 2:41pm


     Style: Gym drifter

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    A girl was on the ground and you went for the mount??? I would have gone in to her guard...
  6. JingMerchant! is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siniq
    A girl was on the ground and you went for the mount??? I would have gone in to her guard...
    Whaaaaat???? You sir, clearly suck at teh BJJ!!! Falling delibrately into an attractive girls guard....!!!

    What are you thinking????
    Last edited by JingMerchant!; 7/27/2008 3:37pm at . Reason: Damn my shitty spelling!1
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

    "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

    "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

    "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

    "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

    "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by JingMerchant!
    I'd just like to say, for the record, that I would like your life right now J.

    What hoodedmonk said.....

    Did the other girl join you as well?
    Sadly no hotel shenanigans (we were camping in the garden anyway, the lesbians shared a tent though...). However I got picked to play volleyball with team lesbian (4 of em). It was a tough match but we put up a good showing against team sausagefest.
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    Posted On:
    7/27/2008 4:16pm

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    oh how you fail....

    if two lesbians try to work you to the ground you do not pull guard do not make armbars, in fact just let nature take its course.

    poor guy...you missed out...

    p.s. if they were in a tent, could you hear them going at it?

    pm me...
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    Posted On:
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     Style: BJJ & Judo (1k)

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    BJJ is also good for snow fights.
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Yoshi orc + Judo noob

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razamataz
    So yes, BJJ can work against multiple opponents if they're much smaller and weaker than you and less skilled than you and there is no striking.
    Umm, likewise for Aikido.

    Did that guy say two attractive lesbians? Proof plz.
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