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  1. King Sleepless is offline
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    I am a living legend!

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    Posted On:
    7/28/2008 8:57pm

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     Style: Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Holy. Fucking. ****.

    TOBY CHRISTENSEN. YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME.

    I mean if this is the best your people can come up with. You're fucked.
  2. 3moose1 is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/28/2008 9:06pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: MCMAP, BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by FickleFingerOfFate
    It could be worse,

    you could end up like 3moose1,

    artless and dickless.


    :lol:
    aww

    do you hit on all the ladies like this?

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
  3. Lebell is offline
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    Just waiting for the paperboy.

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    Posted On:
    7/29/2008 4:15am

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_nye68
    you know

    i could deal with a non functioning penis like lebell does, but having to give up my arts is unimaginable.
    How SUPER of you! Have a fabulous day!

    silly.

    Nah it's really easy coping with a useless dick, i mean, it still pees and stuff.
    Bill let me teach you something about a real warrior, spartan style, you come home victorious or you come home dead, this is the spartan way.
    so let's say if you -God forbid- would end up handicapped after the tour you can always still shoot yourself and be done with it!
    If you dont have any limbs, im sure there's someone around to give you a hand, i know i would!

    I hope this has cheered you up somewhat!
  4. rocketsurgeon is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/29/2008 10:27am


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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_nye68
    you know

    i used to snicker at the handicapped for trying to train in the MA. but the thought enters my head on that in a few months i';ll be going into the military and then probably iraq where the possibility that i could end 'up with a handicap is very real....
    Yeah, based on my experience you'd better STFU about the crips. See, I used to have this saying about old security guards (you know the ones). "What are they gonna do if something happens? All you have to do is punch them in their pacemaker."

    Funny, right? I said it so much that it was like unspoken between me and my wife, we'd see the palsied shuffling mall guard and just chuckle. Then karma got fed the **** up with my snide ass and gave me a neurological glitch that occasionally sends the wrong signal to my heart, making it slow down and stop.

    Now I have a pacemaker. No joke. I am Karma's Bitch.

    I just want to be able to grapple 40 lbs lighter so I made this thread hoping karma would remove my arms and legs.
  5. colonelpong2 is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/30/2008 4:18am

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     Style: Kickboxing

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocketsurgeon
    What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs water skiing? Skip.

    What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil.

    What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs kicking your ass? Dustin.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvxc8S5ybS4

    2:46 is my favorite.

    He wrestles 103 or 112 but would be 160 if he was all there. His high school record is better than mine was. Much better.
    The video is gone :( :viking:

    anyone know where else it can be found?
  6. HappyOldGuy is offline
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    Slipping coal into stockings with a little sumptin for mom.

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    Posted On:
    7/30/2008 10:55am


     Style: Rehab Fu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by colonelpong2
    The video is gone :( :viking:

    anyone know where else it can be found?
    It's still there, just click on the link.
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