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    Just waiting for the paperboy. supporting member
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    THey Can't MaKe me!!1!!

    Ok listen up, the guiz at my school are picking on me again.

    After trying to get me naked in the shower and sit on their lap (i still keep my underwear on in the shower no matter what they say or how they laugh) this time they fucking crossed the line.

    Soon the annual parade kicks off and they want me to be the buddha when the lion dances, i'll look completely retarded with that stupid dress on and the piece of lettuce in my hand.
    Ghey.
    I've been whining for years now that i want to play the big drums but those assholes never let me because 'i have no rhytm' .

    If i wont do it they threathened with endless gong sau's a suspention and i dont get to meet Grandmaster Fuk me Hald when he visits the school.

    They cant make me! right?
    Here's a little idea of how ghey i would look:




    help plz...

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    Tell them they can do you in the shower if you don't have to be the dragon.

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    Do you get to wear the giant paper mache head and everything? I don't know why you'd want to pass on a opportunity like that. Must be a cultural difference.

    BTW, you don't necessarily have to wear your underwear in the shower if you're worrying about being abused. That is what they make silver duct tape for.

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    no im just not comfortable showing my pen0r in front of guys,that makes me feel gay.

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    Lebell gong sau the drummer for the drums, if you win all is good, if you lose you are a ***** anyway.
    Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other guy wins.

    At this point I don't owe anybody an explenation.

    Schools I trained at:
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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    How do you think he ended up being the Buddah this year?


    The three 6 year olds in the dragon costume beat his ass and made him.
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

    The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.



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    Being the buddha is cool, you get to ham it up like a heel in pro wrestling. Its also a lot easier than being the ass end of the lion during a long show.

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    i have other goals in life, meet mrs Lebell to be.
    her name is the female version of my name.
    it is obviously match made in heaven.
    let's hope she wont be insecure when she meets my awesome self.

    so u guiz realise i cant be seen walking around dressed like a muppet
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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    Being the buddha is cool, you get to ham it up like a heel in pro wrestling. Its also a lot easier than being the ass end of the lion during a long show.
    i always thought you knew more about being an ass then you lead on.

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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell

    so u guiz realise i cant be seen walking around like a muppet


    Having someones hand up your poopchute is a life choice.


    If you have found a new direction for your sexual proclivities,

    and wish to try relating to the females of the species,


    just tell your 'rolling partners' "No.".
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

    The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.



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