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  1. King Sleepless is offline
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    I am a living legend!

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    7/24/2008 6:24am

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     Style: Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Chose your own adventure: Bullshido style.

    You're fighting a baddie. He lunges forward into a wide front stance thrust punch. Do you:

    1. Sidestep, open palm block and punch to the ribs.
    2. Slip the punch and throw a few hooks to the body and then a straight to his face.
    3. Snake fist block into knife hand to the throat.
    4. Outside-in Crescent kick the punch and then sidekick the face.
    5. Low roundhouse to his leading leg into a straight to his face.
    6. Grab his wrist, come around and then swing your arm to roll him onto his back and walk away peacefully.
    7. Step inside, into a hip throw to the ground, cracking his skull against the concrete, killing him. But you get off with involuntary manslaughter and only serve 8 months in prison for your confession.
    8. Jump guard and armbar him.

    FIRST POST TO RESPOND GETS TO CHOOSE!
  2. Cassius is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

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    Eight.
    "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal
  3. King Sleepless is offline
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    You attempt to Jump Guard and armbar him.

    Fortunately for you, there aren't any retarded ass motherfucking forum members around to make a lava and glass et al joke. Also, the guy's a moron and he telegraphed it so well for you, it was like walking into a kindergarten class and banging some single mother.

    His arm shatters in mid-air as you gracefully separate his elbow. He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard. He thinks it's a little gay, but you just FUCKING BROKE SOME ASSHOLE'S ARM! IF YOUR DICK ISN'T HARD THEN YOU'RE NOT A MAN!

    You land gracefully. He throws a snapping roundhouse. Do you:

    1. Lower cross block, then break the knee with your palm strike.
    2. Jump into a front stance and low block the kick with your forearm.
    3. Drop low into a spinning reverse heel sweep.
    4. Snake block the kick and then do a finger strike to his thigh, which is a chakra point and in 4 days, he'll die.
    5. Step in, grab the leg and sweep his base leg, sending him crashing on his head.
    6. Check with your shin and return with a roundhouse to his base leg.
    7. Move into the snap kick and into a flying kneebar.
    8. Nothing and let it hit you.

    FIRST CUM FIRST PREGGERZ!
  4. partyboy is offline
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     Style: bjj/(not enough)MT

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    9. Sidestep and cut his arm off with your lightsaber.
    In summation your argument denotes a lack of intellectual honesty on your part. It is my contention that this matter would best be solved with fisticuffs. I believe I will be victorious in this regard.
  5. King Sleepless is offline
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    Posted On:
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    **** you, kike.

    Sorry, I didn't know what I was saying. It just sort of came out. I didn't mean to call you a kike. Sorry, asshole.
    Last edited by King Sleepless; 7/24/2008 6:40am at .
  6. moons is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: The Gentle Way

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    Four.
  8. MrBadGuy is offline
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    Screw seven and four, Three.
  9. hairy is offline

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    7/24/2008 8:54am


     Style: Bicep Curls

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    8, its a snap kick.
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    5 motherf**ker and afterwards i jump on his head multiple times. thread over.
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