I am a living legend!
Posted On:7/24/2008 6:24am
Style: Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku
You're fighting a baddie. He lunges forward into a wide front stance thrust punch. Do you:
1. Sidestep, open palm block and punch to the ribs.
2. Slip the punch and throw a few hooks to the body and then a straight to his face.
3. Snake fist block into knife hand to the throat.
4. Outside-in Crescent kick the punch and then sidekick the face.
5. Low roundhouse to his leading leg into a straight to his face.
6. Grab his wrist, come around and then swing your arm to roll him onto his back and walk away peacefully.
7. Step inside, into a hip throw to the ground, cracking his skull against the concrete, killing him. But you get off with involuntary manslaughter and only serve 8 months in prison for your confession.
8. Jump guard and armbar him.
FIRST POST TO RESPOND GETS TO CHOOSE!
Posted On:7/24/2008 6:29am
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
"No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal
Posted On:7/24/2008 6:37am
You attempt to Jump Guard and armbar him.
Fortunately for you, there aren't any retarded ass motherfucking forum members around to make a lava and glass et al joke. Also, the guy's a moron and he telegraphed it so well for you, it was like walking into a kindergarten class and banging some single mother.
His arm shatters in mid-air as you gracefully separate his elbow. He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard. He thinks it's a little gay, but you just FUCKING BROKE SOME ASSHOLE'S ARM! IF YOUR DICK ISN'T HARD THEN YOU'RE NOT A MAN!
You land gracefully. He throws a snapping roundhouse. Do you:
1. Lower cross block, then break the knee with your palm strike.
2. Jump into a front stance and low block the kick with your forearm.
3. Drop low into a spinning reverse heel sweep.
4. Snake block the kick and then do a finger strike to his thigh, which is a chakra point and in 4 days, he'll die.
5. Step in, grab the leg and sweep his base leg, sending him crashing on his head.
6. Check with your shin and return with a roundhouse to his base leg.
7. Move into the snap kick and into a flying kneebar.
8. Nothing and let it hit you.
FIRST CUM FIRST PREGGERZ!
^ the answer to life
Style: bjj/(not enough)MT
9. Sidestep and cut his arm off with your lightsaber.
In summation your argument denotes a lack of intellectual honesty on your part. It is my contention that this matter would best be solved with fisticuffs. I believe I will be victorious in this regard.
Posted On:7/24/2008 6:38am
**** you, kike.
Sorry, I didn't know what I was saying. It just sort of came out. I didn't mean to call you a kike. Sorry, asshole.
Last edited by King Sleepless; 7/24/2008 6:40am at .
Posted On:7/24/2008 7:28am
Posted On:7/24/2008 7:49am
Style: The Gentle Way
King of the Impossible
Posted On:7/24/2008 8:12am
Screw seven and four, Three.
Posted On:7/24/2008 8:54am
Style: Bicep Curls
8, its a snap kick.
Posted On:7/24/2008 9:11am
5 motherf**ker and afterwards i jump on his head multiple times. thread over.
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