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  1. #11

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKRhino
    Could you just do what you want to do, only, NOT tell your mother about it?
    And be condemned to a life of celibacy?

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Choke out your mother?

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand
    And be condemned to a life of celibacy?

    ???? uh, what?

  4. #14

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKRhino
    ???? uh, what?
    This is what is called a 'burn'. The general implication is that the OP's fucking his mom.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    LOL! Damn internets!

  6. #16

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    This problem is easily solved.

    First get a job.
    Second tell your mother that said job interferes with your TKD training so you'll have to quit TKD.
    Finally, continue training at RIMA
    安氏八极拳学生

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    Train more MT and BJJ then TKD. Tell your mother you want to use that effort you've been putting in TKD more into MMA. If she disagrees with this then there is something wrong with her.

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    Option 1) Tell your mother that there's a new and much better "TKD" class at RIMA, and that it would be cheaper AND better just to do all of your training there.

    Also, wear your TKD gi when leaving the house. You know, just so she doesn't suspect a thing.


    Option 2) Kill your mother.


    I know what everyone's going to say... "Jesus ysc, option 2 is so much easier and straightforward, duh...," but I say give option 1 a shot regardless.

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    Dude, I'm feeling sorry for you.

    Which part of India is your family from? Some cultures in India have more female leadership on some things than others. I only lived in Delhi for about a year and a half and it was an eye-opener for me because I was born and raised in Oklahoma. Every day was something new and freaky.

    Your Mom comes from the generation that grew up with all of Nehru's ideas (traditional, isolationists), whereas your generation was exposed to whatever came through the door (out with the old, in with the new, free-market economy). Don't expect the older members of your family to accept pretty much any of your ideas. The good news is that you're male at least, and you can use that cultural bias for your own agenda...if you are from the warrior caste. If you are a Brahmin, they are going to wonder why you aren't getting your medical degree yet. Ronin's idea seems very good. Just schedule work to interfere with TKD...everybody admires a hard worker, especially Indians. Good luck man.

    If you happen to be dealing with a Naga mother, you know, from Nagaland...just accept your fate. Naga women are forces of Nature.

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    They do offer hapkido classes there. You could sell it as an extension of your TKD training and instead just train BJJ and MT.

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