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    The Bullshido Banmasters and Their Ban Hammers of Doom

    If you ever get the time, click on Mad Cow Quarantine. I could be that I haven't slept in about 30 some odd hours, as usual...but some of those ban reasons are fucking hilarious.

    I think that there are reasons that warrant more of an explaination, for the amusement of others.
    :911flag: If you are lost, I will find you. If you are wounded, I will carry you. If you are pinned, I will cover you. If you are killed, I will recover and remember you. If you trespass against me, my countrymen, or my loved ones...I will kill you.

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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood supporting member
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    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

    "That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp


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    Quote Originally Posted by Asriel
    nsanaferasa Since "anal fist" is not martial arts related it certainly does not belong in our CMA section. 07-19-2008 Never Samuel Browning
    Rep to whoever can find the picture in Captions of Disaster thread that proves anal fist style, truly exists.
    :911flag: If you are lost, I will find you. If you are wounded, I will carry you. If you are pinned, I will cover you. If you are killed, I will recover and remember you. If you trespass against me, my countrymen, or my loved ones...I will kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaFoxtrot51
    Rep to whoever can find the picture in Captions of Disaster thread that proves anal fist style, truly exists.
    MrBadGuy's mother doesn't allow cameras in her dojo...

    I'll do my best, though.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


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    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

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    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    MrBadGuy's mother doesn't allow cameras in her dojo...

    I'll do my best, though.
    Push ups for me
    :911flag: If you are lost, I will find you. If you are wounded, I will carry you. If you are pinned, I will cover you. If you are killed, I will recover and remember you. If you trespass against me, my countrymen, or my loved ones...I will kill you.

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    Putting the "ow" back in "flowery technique"
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    The gift that keeps on giving supporting member
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    After 500+ bans it gets hard to come up with new material. I'll have a talk with my writers about their slacking off.

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    Maybe one day a mod will pull an Elvis Sinosic and ban someone due to "Frustration."

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    This is all I do: girls, photography and BJJ... Join us... or die
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    After 500+ bans it gets hard to come up with new material. I'll have a talk with my writers about their slacking off.
    You never used my material ... :cwm21:
    Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other guy wins.

    At this point I don't owe anybody an explenation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by f4n4n
    You never used my material ... :cwm21:
    I'm sure they even ban German porn spam too! Equal opportunity ban meisters.

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