Friends don't let friends drink and make **** in the microwave!:drunken_s :drunken_s :drunken_s
Originally Posted by Stigander
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
I asked the source what this wash lettuce poem meant. this is the reply
It is a pseudo quote, Plato saw Diogenes washing lettuces, came up to him and quietly said to him, " Had you paid court to Dionysius, you wouldn't now be washing lettuces," and that he with equal calmness made answer, " If you had washed lettuces, you wouldn't have paid court to Dionysius."
"This is Plato's man!"
Diogenes of Sinope
Chardin already told that story - and he told it better.
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