Fedor > Chuck Norris

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 7/19/2008 10:48pm

Missed that, sorry. Serves me right for posting when I should be in front of the TV watching infomercials.

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 7/19/2008 11:28pm

Originally Posted by laevus

59. Fedor doesn't sleep... he waits.
60. Fedor doesn't bleed, he drips vengeance.
61. On the seventh day of Creation, God turned to Fedor and asked, "Is this okay?"
62. The Apocalypse was thwarted in December, 1999 when Fedor killed the four angels.
63. The SARS epidemic was actually a collective fear of Fedor.

Awesome.

64. Humanity once though that the nuclear bomb was the mose devistationg weapon ever created. Then Fedor was born.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 7/20/2008 5:27am

god this thread is awfull.
i'd beat up fedor or omega anytime.
but the again, its sure safe sitting behind my computerscreen.
im not backpaddeling, im just saying...

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 7/20/2008 8:11am

Originally Posted by Lebell

god this thread is awfull.
i'd beat up fedor or omega anytime.
but the again, its sure safe sitting behind my computerscreen.
im not backpaddeling, im just saying...

Didn't you duck both Sochin AND the Question?