The second book of Grappling, called Exodus as told by Reverend Sirc
The Second book of Grappling, Called Exodus, as Told by Reverend Sirc:
Meiji fearful of the numbers that of the outsiders ordered all Japanese to execute any who dared defy him.
A woman saved her child by setting him adrift in the river. The Lord Kano found the babe and named him Maeda, bringing him up as his prophet. Maeda aware of his newaza origins one day grew up to be the best that Kano had ever seen. Maeda while on a walk, watched an officer beating on another man, and attacks and kill the officer. Fearful of the repercussions, fled into the Mountains. While herding the flocks on Mount Fuji, Maeda encountered the Lord Kano who revealed to him his great plan and tells him to return to Kodokan and lead others to the promise land of Grappling.
Maeda went forth to the emperor and told him of Lord Kano and his wishes and demanded a boat to travel to others to bring them to the promise land. That to let his people go with him and allow the spreading of the good word. The emperor Meiji refused and Lord Kano sent forth a plague and still, the Emperor refused. Lord Kano then instructs Maeda and his brother Satake to institute the Passover sacrifice among the Japanese and Lord Kano, with a swift choke took the breath of life from all the firstborn children of the Emperor's family. The emperor distraught and finally aware of the power of Kano, relented and let Maeda and Satake go.
The Exodus began. Maeda along with Satake traverse the sea Pacific, but would realize the hardship that they face traveling so far. Kano, sent to them a miracle, to prove that their journey was good and their cause holy. His miracle, the omoplata, gave to them the bread and fish they would need to survive the tumbling waves of the sea.
Maeda and his people soon would arrive to Brazil. Kano asked, "Will you agree to be my people?" to which Maeda and his people agreed. The people all gather at the foot of the mountain and saw with thunder and lightning, fire and clouds of smoke with the sounds of turmpets, and the trembling of the mountain, Kano, and they hear the voice. Maeda ascends the mountain and Kano announces the 10 Dans to all of the world.
Maeda made his exodus, and would meet Gastao Gracie who would help him with his work. Maeda took the man's sons' Carlos and Helio into his midst teaching them the ways of Jiujitsu. They would spend the years coming to learn the good way of grappling and spread the word of Kano of the way of jiujitsu.
Years passed before Helio would construct himself a Golden Calf, which the people would worship. Kano spoke onto Maeda, "Helio has made an idol before me. I cannot let him live." But Maeda interceded saving the people. But still, some faltered and followed the Golden Calf.
The Lord Kano, brought down the Arch Angel Kimura to challenge Helio. A fierce battle was raged. Storm clouds gathered, lightning split the earth, blood and sweat rained on the people. But in the end a mortal could not stand against an instrument of the Gods. Helio was submitted by Kimura.
The sheperd was forgiven by the Lord Kano, and given his flock again to guide. Kimura ascended into the Heavens with Maeda and left Helio with the 10 commandments of newaza. The sheperd Helio would then lead the people and spread the message to the world. Amen.
Last edited by King Sleepless; 7/16/2008 2:43pm at .
Okay I will admit it. This was actually very amusing and very well written.
I'm still going to kick your ass when you come to NY.
None the less, very well written.
I'm going to file a restraining order until you remove your pedostache.
Originally Posted by Squerlli
And I'm going to knee you in the head till you can't remember your own name.
Originally Posted by Sarcastro
Last edited by Squerlli; 7/16/2008 4:08am at .
Who said I'd let you do that anyway? I think you're severely underestimating my skills.
Originally Posted by Squerlli
Now that would make for a kick ass biblical movie. Thank you castro, you have made the bible fun again.
Underestimating your skills? What are you going to do Sirc, shoot him with a bow & arrow?
Originally Posted by krazy kaju
I'm gonna use my time machine and have his mom abort him.
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