Sub Zero Fighting: 8-2-08

**ADM** · Posted On: 7/14/2008 5:53pm

Good luck man ;) Kick some butt!

**Kentucky Fried Chokin** · Posted On: 7/14/2008 8:29pm

So are you going out there as a persona or just plain old VT?

Also, what Barnett video is it?

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 7/14/2008 10:15pm

So Vince, have you picked a ring nickname yet? If you haven't, I would like to suggest "El Majadero," "El Bobo," or "El Mudo," as they roll off the tongue quite nicely.

Good luck!

**jvjim** · Posted On: 7/14/2008 10:24pm

Teach those pig fuckin' jerks what a real man can do.

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 7/17/2008 1:45pm

Thanks for the support. Raz, the Barnett video was part of a technique collection I pulled off a link on mma.tv but I can't remember the exact website.

Kid Miracleman, as of this moment I'm planning to walk to the hexagon wearing my white cowboy hat and the lucha libre mask my little brother bought for me in Mexico, probably going by "El Blanco".

Sorry that my responses have been measurable in geological time scales, I'm training just about every evening plus serving as unpaid chauffeur/baby sitter for my thirteen year old sister all day. It's basically all the bad parts of being a single parent without any of the fun stuff at the begining.

**MrBadGuy** · Posted On: 7/17/2008 3:22pm

El Blanco? You're honestly going to name yourself after something you personally shoot? (Get it? El Blanco? Shooting Blanks? Yes? No?)

**Kempo Chris** · Posted On: 7/17/2008 7:22pm

Good Luck and watch out for the fatalities

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 7/18/2008 5:38pm

Kempo Chris: Don't worry, I saw the movie. One of my corner people is bringing a bucket filled with water to ringside in the event that my opponent manifests an aura of icy destruction.

Mr Bad Guy: If I was the sort to post pics of myself shirtless, you would understand my choice of ring name, I have registered somewhere between Matt Lindland and Fedor on the pasty whiteness scale, but it's all good. Hopefully the glare reflecting off my untanned physique will render the other guy blind as a bat.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 7/18/2008 7:54pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

catch FTW.

Never say this...again. Please...

Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli

Mr Bad Guy: If I was the sort to post pics of myself shirtless, you would understand my choice of ring name, I have registered somewhere between Matt Lindland and Fedor on the pasty whiteness scale, but it's all good. Hopefully the glare reflecting off my untanned physique will render the other guy blind as a bat.

In regards to pasty whiteness, my old mma coach tans before his fights. I would do the same thing (come on, don't want to be embarrasing)...but i remember, we were about to start training, and i look at him and i go, "why are you tan..." and he said ," Because i went to a tanning booth?"

to which i said, "What are you, Gay?"

then i realized i just insulted a 6-0 pro fighter, with a judo blackbelt, and multiple sport/combat sambo medals...

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 7/23/2008 9:44am

it's OK, if he's as white as you say he is, he'll probably chalk it up the bad influence of urban music on america's youth and may later suggest you turn your life around by getting in touch with your inner child. That's honkey power.