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    Are you guys sure this isn't parody? I can't believe that anyone is this fucking clueless and stupid.

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    Someone bring back the guy with the ribbon dance . . .

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    Fasten your seat belts, and prepare for lift off
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    He must be Anderson Silva's striking trainer.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as4WW40IHzM

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    So, when you mount your opponent and throw elbows at him and it doesn't work, pull guard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    So, when you mount your opponent and throw elbows at him and it doesn't work, pull guard?
    Every good Jits guy knows guard >mount.:5oops:

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    YouTube - Me Michael (Submit) Vs Dominic ( Phenix ) In MMA Match In Boxing Ring


    gratuitous amounts of fat kid asscrack. Sweet jesus, and i thought my takedowns were bad.


    Where does this kid live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    OH HOLY **** JESUS, THANK YOU SO MUCH.


    THIS ASSHOLE LIVES IN MICHIGAN. OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS I'VE GOTTEN ALL DAY.

    THIS IS BETTER THEN FINDING OUT MY NEW GIRL WAS VERY ADVENTUROUS.

    HOLY FUCKING **** JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

    HOLY FUCKING ****! HE LIVES IN MICHIGAN. IN FUCKING MICHIGAN.


    Quote Originally Posted by cockbag
    Name: Michael ( Submit )
    Age: 16
    My Status in MMA
    Fighter Name: Michael B.
    Nickname: Submit
    Hometown: Northport, Michigan Fighting out of: Cadillac MI, USA
    Height: 5'10"
    Weight Class: Middleweight
    AGE: 16
    Styles: Kickboxing, Boxing, Brizlain Judo, Muay Thai Kickboxing, K-1 Karate, Martal Arts, Taekwondo, Eskrima, 5 years Technical Wrestling, JuJitsu, Hapkido, Kempo.
    MMA Record -
    (Wins/Losses/Draws):418/39/7
    Strengths: Excellent in Grappling, speed, excellent in Submission/Submission situations, excellent Submission power, excellent striker, very good Evaisive wise, Power and Technique, great stand up, uses strategic ability very well, has great heart.
    Ok, guys, should i gong sau his dumb ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer. Join us... or die

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    YouTube - Me Sparr Boxing (Combo Punches) Round 1 (All Out )

    They're going all out guys.

    All out.

    Edit: Careful moose, they go all out...

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    Oh my fucking god.

    I have to do this.

    Its like, a calling. God is saying "whip the **** out of this kid"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    This cannot be serious.

    This is a troll.

    Please God.
    Last edited by Mas; 7/12/2008 12:55am at .


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