Posted On:12/04/2003 10:14pm
Style: JKD, Wing Chun
Stuff is too far away. Well not too too far, but like an hour drive. And I don't wanna waste my gas.
Posted On:12/05/2003 12:58pm
Style: SECRET DEADLY
It seems like Sifu Clark is giving his students neat little names , he must have been a fan of the old KUNG FU show and " grasshopper " .
After reading Jekyll's threads I bring back an old sig.......
Do you really train or just bore people on message boards and parties talking about it.
Posted On:12/05/2003 1:30pm
Haha, the picture of all the instructors reminds me of the Ginyu Force from DBZ. I saw that I just burst out laughing.
Posted On:12/05/2003 2:31pm
They probably even have a dance too.
Posted On:12/05/2003 2:40pm
Style: Punch & Kick
hmm..site is down. maybe you guys hurt their feelings.
Punches in bunches and kicks kicks kicks!
Posted On:12/05/2003 2:42pm
We overloaded the bandwidth, given an hour or so it'll be back up. I have this website posted on other sites as well.
Posted On:12/05/2003 3:27pm
That site is genius. Sounds like the main instructer watched too many kung-fu movies i.e. Five Venoms. He has no doubt spent 35 years in his bedroom, watching videos and copying the moves..
I reckon some real kung-fu peeps should go down there and see what they teach..
Posted On:12/05/2003 3:47pm
sigh.......this is a prime example of why people see the state of kungfu as it is today...
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Posted On:12/08/2003 11:19pm
Originally posted by drunkenj
what was that style--- horny donkey? BULLSHIDO
Crunchy kitten,laughing lizard style~~~
"People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
- Uncyclopedia entry on Judo
Lord Of the Rhymes
Posted On:12/08/2003 11:37pm
Style: Pimpin/Tango-thanks Xango
You mock a great man fallen down...poor Dolph Lundgren...
See, he has come from this Red Scorpion . 1989
to this puny human at the bottom of the page, Sifu Justin Montez,
Red Scorpion - 2003
Sifu Justin, animal style Red Scorpion, is a 1st Degree Black Sash.
He's become lower than silent eagle...the only step lower would be Trippin' Smiley Frog
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