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  1. sempaiman is offline

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    7/10/2008 8:08am


     Style: Mixed-Up Martial Arts

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I never use my powers in bars because my powers come from sun light and during the day the bars are closed....
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    Posted On:
    7/10/2008 8:11am


     Style: submission grappling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Abusing my skills......according to my instructor, every time I roll.
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    Posted On:
    7/10/2008 8:43am

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     Style: BJJ/C-JKD/KAAALIII!!!!!!!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    We Buddhist take misusing our powers very seriously.
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    Posted On:
    7/10/2008 8:55am


     Style: BJJ/MMA

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I came pretty close once, i got in this huge fight with my dad over follwoing him in the family business. **** got pretty crazy when he brought my sister into it (it was made complicated by the fact that I was brought up by my Aunt and Uncle and didn't live with my sister so I kinda had a crush on her before I knew she was my sister) and I ended up cutting his arm off.
    I stopped there and we patched things up, it really brought us closer.
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    Posted On:
    7/10/2008 9:26am

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     Style: Grapplomancer

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    There was only one time I may have abused my skills, but I feel justified.

    ...So there I was, fighting 60 silverback gorillas, each one holding a 9mm handgun. All I had was my stylish good looks, and the ripped off arm of my dead associate. They charge, guns ablazing, and I leap into the air. Striking two down with just one swing of the emancipated arm, I successfully dodge all flying pieces of lead. Utilizing my super strength, I pick up a tree, gnaw on one end until it's pointed, and impale 18 gorillas. After grabbing guns that were lying on the ground, I pick up 3; one for my two hands, and one for the limb from my dead partner. Shooting, I quickly kill them all. The silverback gorilla is now extinct, and I question this abuse of my skills. Who was I to play gorilla-god? To this day, I am haunted by this memory, and will forever be vigilant of my own prowess.
  6. hairy is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/10/2008 9:29am


     Style: Bicep Curls

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    This one time my gf was bitching to me non stop for like an hour so I RNCed her and walked off.
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    Posted On:
    7/10/2008 9:53am


     Style: Hillbilly Judo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Recently I was at a pool party and ended up getting into an impromptu play fight with a young lady in attendence. At a certain point the intensity escalated and I instinctively threw her with a kata guruma. We were in the pool so she wasn't hurt and just laughed about it. Everyone else kind of looked at me as if to say "Dude, why are you being a dick with martial arts?"

    It was on that day I realized Judo was highly effective in the "Playfighting attractive blondes that I easily outweight by about 50 pounds" range.
  8. 3moose1 is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/10/2008 10:30am

    Join us... or die
     Style: MCMAP, BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I use harai goshi people when in the pool.

    I Tai O Otoshi'd a chick i'm trying to nail last week.

    I ankle lock/heel hooked my ex girlfriend frequently.

    I wrist lock/finger lock/rear naked choke unsuspecting people.

    I use pressure points on my friends (Because come on, they are like the party trick of the martial arts world)

    Yes, i abuse my 'skills'

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
  9. 3moose1 is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/10/2008 10:31am

    Join us... or die
     Style: MCMAP, BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    There was only one time I may have abused my skills, but I feel justified.

    ...So there I was, fighting 60 silverback gorillas, each one holding a 9mm handgun. All I had was my stylish good looks, and the ripped off arm of my dead associate. They charge, guns ablazing, and I leap into the air. Striking two down with just one swing of the emancipated arm, I successfully dodge all flying pieces of lead. Utilizing my super strength, I pick up a tree, gnaw on one end until it's pointed, and impale 18 gorillas. After grabbing guns that were lying on the ground, I pick up 3; one for my two hands, and one for the limb from my dead partner. Shooting, I quickly kill them all. The silverback gorilla is now extinct, and I question this abuse of my skills. Who was I to play gorilla-god? To this day, I am haunted by this memory, and will forever be vigilant of my own prowess.

    now i KNOW your lying!

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
  10. jj77 is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/10/2008 10:50am


     Style: kickboxing

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Being confident in your abilities should keep you from wanting to "showoff" teh MA skills. Provoking a fight goes against the very disciplines of MAS. In a agressive confrontation where lives could depend, yes use what skills you have and hope for some luck to go along with the fight. I have not ever misused my skills that I recall and don't plan on it.
    On a lighter note, does slap-boxing with the wife count ?
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