Posted On:6/17/2008 6:56am
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
When I was at Jazz School a few years back, there was another guitarist who had what may have been the coolest sticker on his guitar...
Guitarists Do It With A Strap On
**** me, that works on so many levels! I've been going crazy trying to think of a "Jiu Jitsu Guys Do It..." bumper sticker (so I can print it out and have yet another tacky bumper sticker on my shitty Honda Logo), but so far, I haven't come up with squat.
The best I can think of is "Jiu Jitsu Guys Do It On Their Backs", but I'll be the first to admit it licks balls. If anybody can think of something cooler (not just for Jiu Jitsu, but any style that springs to mind), I'm all ears. My well of creativity has run dry and that's saying a lot, given how rife Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is with sexual innuendo.
Posted On:6/17/2008 7:10am
Style: No longer training
Zhoozhitsu guys like Anal?
Posted On:6/17/2008 7:12am
Jiu-Jitsu Guys do it in the North-South Position.
Posted On:6/17/2008 7:13am
Since it's on your car how about "Roll over for a free oil check"?
Yeah, I'll shut up. :5ziplip:
This is all I do: girls, photography and BJJ...
Posted On:6/17/2008 7:14am
BJJ, never give up your back. ;)
BJJ only sucks when you are on the recieving end.
_ing_ung, we beat you to it.
Posted On:6/17/2008 7:17am
Forgive my ignorance, but what's an 'Oil Check'? Is it anything like a "Hopawate Handshake"? Either way, the 'oil check' thing works on many levels (car... oil... get it?), so all it would take is a risque cartoon to make it totally badass.
ETA: Those of you outside Australasia, ask somebody from Australia or New Zealand (who isn't me) about the origin of the term "Hopawate Handshake". I'll throw you a hint...
* Licking fingers individually *
John Hopawate picking 'man of the match'.
Last edited by sum yung gai; 6/17/2008 7:21am at .
Posted On:6/17/2008 7:39am
Read all about the oil check here.
Posted On:6/17/2008 7:49am
Eeeeeewwww!!! So it is a Hopawate Handshake? Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we have a winner! I'll start knocking up the cartoon right away. Well, not right away, but tomorrow, because it's damn near 1 a.m. here. Eeeeeewwwww...
P.S. How do get girlfriend to do oil check?
Posted On:6/17/2008 7:58am
Style: BJJ, Wing Chun
Wing Chun guys do it with sticky hands.
Posted On:6/17/2008 8:05am
Judo players do it the gentle way.
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