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    Stupid MA Bumper-Stickers... (Insert Style) Guys Do It (Insert Phrase)...

    When I was at Jazz School a few years back, there was another guitarist who had what may have been the coolest sticker on his guitar...

    Guitarists Do It With A Strap On

    **** me, that works on so many levels! I've been going crazy trying to think of a "Jiu Jitsu Guys Do It..." bumper sticker (so I can print it out and have yet another tacky bumper sticker on my shitty Honda Logo), but so far, I haven't come up with squat.

    The best I can think of is "Jiu Jitsu Guys Do It On Their Backs", but I'll be the first to admit it licks balls. If anybody can think of something cooler (not just for Jiu Jitsu, but any style that springs to mind), I'm all ears. My well of creativity has run dry and that's saying a lot, given how rife Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is with sexual innuendo.

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    Zhoozhitsu guys like Anal?

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    Jiu-Jitsu Guys do it in the North-South Position.

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    Since it's on your car how about "Roll over for a free oil check"?

    Yeah, I'll shut up. :5ziplip:

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    BJJ, never give up your back. ;)
    BJJ only sucks when you are on the recieving end.
    _ing_ung, we beat you to it.

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    Forgive my ignorance, but what's an 'Oil Check'? Is it anything like a "Hopawate Handshake"? Either way, the 'oil check' thing works on many levels (car... oil... get it?), so all it would take is a risque cartoon to make it totally badass.

    ETA: Those of you outside Australasia, ask somebody from Australia or New Zealand (who isn't me) about the origin of the term "Hopawate Handshake". I'll throw you a hint...

    What's this?

    * Licking fingers individually *

    John Hopawate picking 'man of the match'.
    Last edited by sum yung gai; 6/17/2008 7:21am at .

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    Read all about the oil check here.

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68660

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    Eeeeeewwww!!! So it is a Hopawate Handshake? Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we have a winner! I'll start knocking up the cartoon right away. Well, not right away, but tomorrow, because it's damn near 1 a.m. here. Eeeeeewwwww...

    P.S. How do get girlfriend to do oil check?

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    Wing Chun guys do it with sticky hands.

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    Judo players do it the gentle way.

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