Creed Frontman explains Chun

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 7/06/2008 11:20am

If you want to defeat Dagon, put a bottle of Rumpleminz in front of him.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 7/06/2008 11:29am

Originally Posted by Errant108

If you want to defeat Dagon, put a bottle of Rumpleminz in front of him.

Indeed, we discussed his time in baltimore.

Apparently you attempted to come on to him or something?

Idk, thats what he said

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 7/06/2008 11:30am

No, I was trying to hook him up with my sister.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 7/06/2008 11:31am

Originally Posted by Errant108

No, I was trying to hook him up with my sister.

You wanted to hoook your sister up with The guy from nickelback!?

ALL OF HIS SONGS SOUND THE SAME

**Dagon Akujin** · Posted On: 7/06/2008 11:45am

Originally Posted by 3moose1

Watch out, Every move in _un ends in TWENTY PUNCHES TO THE THROAT

"Your little rear naked choke? 20 punches to the throat

Bear hug? 20 PUNCHES TO THE THROAT!

KNEEBAR? 20 PUNCHES TO THE THROAT!"

An actual near quote from my sifu: "Our answer is always 20 punches to the throat. Lots of martial arts have different answers for what to do if this happens or that happens. Our answer is always 20 punches to the throat. What if you're grabbed? 20 punches to the throat. What if there's a knife? 20 punches to the throat. Multiple attackers? Lava? Glass? 20 punches to the throat is always a pretty good answer."

An actual quote from his sifu's sifu: "The best answer to anything is to punch them in the fucking face."

Fedor needs to watchout for dagon.

Unfortunately, 20 punches to the throat doesn't, actually always work. For instance, if I was lying unconcious in a bloody heap at the feet of Fedor, the 20 punches might not be effective.

Originally Posted by Errant108

If you want to defeat Dagon, put a bottle of Rumpleminz in front of him.

You give away my secrets! But I do have a little bottle right under my bed right now.

:ingun:

P.S. Your sister is hot and you never actually tried to hook me up with her... did you? This is totally going to ruin any thought that I might have had some "game" with the waitresses last night.

But I did go dancing with 3 hot chicks afterwards. The one on the left kept telling me I'd have to see her naked someday:

Spoiler:

**3moose1** · Posted On: 7/06/2008 11:54am

oh my god, dagon was spittin' mad game to these two hot waitresses at hooter's last night. They were on his dick harder then a porn star with something to prove! It was ridiculous, i'm just sitting back thinking, "Man, i hope dagon has a rubber, wouldn't want him to get syphillis from these chicks"

Also, there are a distinct LACK of brain cells in the pictures you posted, dagon.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 7/06/2008 11:58am

Originally Posted by 3moose1

oh my god, dagon was spittin' mad game to these two hot waitresses at hooter's last night. They were on his dick harder then a porn star with something to prove! It was ridiculous, i'm just sitting back thinking, "Man, i hope dagon has a rubber, wouldn't want him to get syphillis from these chicks".

That is quite uncommon for a WAITRESS from HOOTERS to overtly sexually flirt with a MALE CUSTOMER to try and get a BIGGER TIP.

And why does your YouTube account claim you are 21?

**3moose1** · Posted On: 7/06/2008 12:03pm

Originally Posted by Johnny Utah

That is quite uncommon for a WAITRESS from HOOTERS to overtly sexually flirt with a MALE CUSTOMER to try and get a BIGGER TIP.

And why does your YouTube account claim you are 21?

Dude, no, she was OVER the top.

And its so i can look at those vids that are flagged for adults only.