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    Ahhhh, Mcdojos!!!!!

    I know this has probably been said before, but these con places are everywhere. My friend that goes to one i used to attend is now being taught how to throw chopsticks, and being taight a hevily useless form that comprises of a few basic punches and kicks. And this is 20 a lesson, and 50+ to move up a belt. So, what do you think are the signs of a rip off, a so called "McDojo"?

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    You do realize this is the site that coined the term mcdojo?

    Read more and post less.

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    Remove from MABS to Newbietown or YMAS for proper buggery.

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    that is a good name for a restaurant Come to McDojos where your order is taken by people in Martial arts Gi's

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    Chopstix r teh d3adly.
    Proof:

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    Hopefully he is learning the real chopsticks kata

    YouTube - Chopsticks on Big Piano

    and not some watered down version

    YouTube - CHOPSTICKS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foolish View Post
    Hopefully he is learning the real chopsticks kata

    YouTube - Chopsticks on Big Piano

    and not some watered down version

    YouTube - CHOPSTICKS!
    Ving Tsun has T3h R33l chopsticks

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    I want to slap you with my testicles.

    Hard, too. The type of slap that hurts me, but humiliates you.

    Then I'll sleep with you girlfriend, and cum on her face. Not just a little bit, but the type of load that makes you not jerk off for a week prior, so you have enough to properly illustrate how much of a two cent gutter slut she is.

    I'll be aiming for the eyes.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    I want to slap you with my testicles.

    Hard, too. The type of slap that hurts me, but humiliates you.

    Then I'll sleep with you girlfriend, and cum on her face. Not just a little bit, but the type of load that makes you not jerk off for a week prior, so you have enough to properly illustrate how much of a two cent gutter slut she is.

    I'll be aiming for the eyes.
    :laughing4:thumbsup:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    I want to slap you with my testicles.
    *Snicker*

    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE AND TESTICLES?

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