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    Moose vs krotty!

    Alright, let me give you all the details, then you all can see just how bad i suck...

    About a month ago, i get a message asking if i want to MMA fight someone, from a friend. I say sure, i train mma, why not?

    So i'm fighting this Isshinryu Krotty yellow belt. Cool, i knew i'd beat him...anyway.

    Fight day, i get nervous. Way nervous, to the point where i want to back out. I don't, but this feeling persists even through most of the fight (as you'll see)

    Yes, i know how INCREDIBLY dumb this was, now. I want to fight pro, and fighting illegally in a backyard isn't going to help that at all. It was extremely stupid on my part.

    Anyway, on to the fights:

    He comes out, and i'm expecting kicks kicks kicks. I'm still way nervous at this point, so him punching me suprises me. I wasn't in the fight yet, so i totally forgot how to punch and ****.

    Anyway, He suprised me on the ground, getting guard, and trying a guillotine.

    I try a triangle, a few different armbars, a rear naked choke, and a mounted triangle before i submitted him with a rear naked choke.

    I'm upset at my performance, my striking and grappling are much better then that, but oh well, **** happens. I ground and pounded him pretty well, and i kneed him in the face alot. Its what set up the rear naked choke.


    Here they are. I'm the guy in the wife beater, with the black hair, and undenyable sexy-ness

    (a note about quality: These are on my video camera, which i lost the cord to. So i played the video and recorded it on my phone. I'll try to get higher quality vids up soon)

    round one:
    YouTube - Derek Vs Zack backyard mma (1)







    Round two:
    YouTube - Derek Vs Zack backyard mma (2)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    I've seen snuff films with higher quality video.

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    YES

    I knew I could count on you to keep me entertained moose!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandon
    I've seen snuff films with higher quality video.
    Well, i believe in providing the fine folks at bullshido video proof of my shennanigans.

    Even if its crappy, its better then nothing.

    You should have, however, seen me take on 10 guys after that fight, i knock them out with CHI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandon
    I've seen snuff films with higher quality video.
    you die! you die and you go to hell!!!111!

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    Did you have a game plan? Like, go for clinch, then takedowns, or were you just kinda winging it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KayRoc
    Did you have a game plan? Like, go for clinch, then takedowns, or were you just kinda winging it?
    Lets see, i do jiu jitsu, he does krotty.

    I was planning on taking him down and submitting him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    Lets see, i do jiu jitsu, he does krotty.

    I was planning on taking him down and submitting him
    You needs t3h jud0.



    Looks like he may have known more than he was letting on (i.e. studied more than jus krotty).

    Ah well.....he lost and the world goes on the way it was supposed to.

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    Yes, i know how INCREDIBLY dumb this was, now. I want to fight pro, and fighting illegally in a backyard isn't going to help that at all. It was extremely stupid on my part.


    In that case stay with the lo-res vids, you can't really tell who the hell is fighting.

    Didn't see much "krotty" in there BTW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandon
    I've seen snuff films with higher quality video.
    Were this one only to have such a happy ending.

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