228426 Bullies, 3783 online  
  • Register
Our Sponsors:

Results 1 to 10 of 221
Page 1 of 23 1 234511 ... LastLast
Sponsored Links Spacer Image
  1. piratedojo is offline

    Featherweight

    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Posts
    58

    Posted On:
    6/24/2008 10:48am

    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: Pirate dojo

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    THE PIRATE DOJO .... and, yes, we are goddamn "serious."

    There's been a few of us for a couple of years. We play singlestick. We start off by smashing "pates" (which are little things attached to our masks).
    First person to smash pate wins. person who moves feet loses. No shots below the girdle.

    YouTube - Singlestick: The Old Game

    As we advance (really, become willing to), we advance to the "New Providence Rules" which comes from a very brief description by Woodes Rogers of their "fencing"..... Like keiko, we play for spirit. No stopping for touches, so no rule against "foul hits.". Just go.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLbvyl9MCaU

    I've been fencing for freakin ever with a good bit of kendo. What I've learned is that style is good but can be hampering. A clever guy with serious practice can become really good while avoiding theory altogether.
    So, we honor our pirate ancestry by doing that.
    If you're willing to play, you have what it takes. no teachers.
    Captains are the guys who put the clubs together. divide cost by members. no profit.

    If there's another pirate dojo around, you guys'll probably meet.
    no rankings. no dans. Unless you want to self-appoint, in which case beware of humiliating asswoopin'.

    piratedojo@gmail.com

    I guess I should type in random related crap so peoples can find me goddammit. Pirate martial arts. cutlass. singlestick. singlestick fencing. cutlass fencing. backsword. pirates. historical fencing. western martial arts (absurd). I think it works that way I don't know nuthin bout computers.
    Last edited by piratedojo; 6/24/2008 10:56am at .
  2. Evil Solvalou is offline

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    880

    Posted On:
    6/24/2008 10:58am


     Style: None

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    *sigh*

    Here take this. You're going to need it.

  3. WhiteShark is offline
    WhiteShark's Avatar

    1% Shark is better than you.

    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Atlanta GA
    Posts
    9,179

    Posted On:
    6/24/2008 11:36am

    supporting memberforum leaderstaff
     Style: BJJ/Shidokan

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Wrong forum, tardass.
  4. Kentucky Fried Chokin is offline
    Kentucky Fried Chokin's Avatar

    Portrait of a BJJer as a Young Man

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    5,450

    Posted On:
    6/24/2008 11:40am

    Join us... or die
     Style: BJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Please post videos of your Pirate unarmed combat. I can't wait to see if two retards 'unhampered' by technique flailing around in puffy shirts.
  5. Holy Moment is online now
    Holy Moment's Avatar

    Light Heavyweight

    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Shitsville
    Posts
    4,189

    Posted On:
    6/24/2008 11:40am

    supporting member
     Style: Wrestling

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
  6. WhiteShark is offline
    WhiteShark's Avatar

    1% Shark is better than you.

    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Atlanta GA
    Posts
    9,179

    Posted On:
    6/24/2008 11:43am

    supporting memberforum leaderstaff
     Style: BJJ/Shidokan

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Also, shouldn't you have single shot pistols and be kicking each other in the shins and stuff? You look pretty reserved in general. I thought the big deal about pirates is that they don't play fair.
  7. pauli is offline

    i keep tryin to spar, but nothin happens!

    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    herndon, va, usa
    Posts
    3,521

    Posted On:
    6/24/2008 11:53am

    supporting member
     Style: karate / bjj

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    i'd like to request proof of your pirate lineage.
  8. Tom Kagan is offline
    Tom Kagan's Avatar

    Dark Overlord of the Bullshido Underworld

    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    New York, NY USA
    Posts
    5,602

    Posted On:
    6/24/2008 12:01pm

    supporting member
     Style: Taai Si Ji Kung Fu

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by piratedojo
    We start off by smashing "pates" (which are little things attached to our masks).
    First person to smash pate wins.

    What made you decide that a pirate whacks at chopped liver sitting on an opponent's head for practice?
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.
  9. Kempo Chris is offline
    Kempo Chris's Avatar

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Staten Island, NY
    Posts
    519

    Posted On:
    6/24/2008 12:07pm


     Style: The Kempo, Kickboxing

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    More pirate videos pls!!!!
  10. Erebus is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Waltham, MA
    Posts
    118

    Posted On:
    6/24/2008 12:16pm


     Style: MT, Sanshou/Sanda

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Looks a bit like academic fencing with the minimal footwork and the targeting of the head.
Page 1 of 23 1 234511 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Powered by vBulletin™© contact@vbulletin.com vBulletin Solutions, Inc. 2011 All rights reserved.